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Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

If you have Gemini placements, the month of May will be teaching you to move faster on your ideas You don’t need more time, you need to act

I believe the reason why women ovulate more aggressively in their 30s is because that’s when we’re truly meant to have babies

a friendly reminder for gemini & virgo placements:

Every reading is “someones watching you” who tf cares man lol

I dnt want no lashes longer than 20 mm on me, barely even that lol

losers just wanna harvest a bad bitch’s aura

@shawtyastrology @ashanism Facts 🤣

gemini & sagittarius placements LOVE speaking in random accents out of nowhere lmao 🤪 you’ll be talking to them & they’ll say certain words in a british or australian accent hilarious 😭

Why the fuck is everything polyester

Not today satan, not today.

This is when I knew they was about to kill this nigga

Some children are born with a frequency their parents haven't even reached.

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

I'm hearing the song free by Deniece Williams.

the universe literally do not care about your mf morals

done dating for love. i’m looking for the biggest trick with the biggest d!ck.

I wish yall niggas attacked and talked about that man that killed all his kids and shot his girl in Louisiana like yall do Megan .

@quannxie Specifically the Big papa, garlic Joe, and hot mama ones. 🥒

does anyone actually like pickles