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@EV_Shortbus

I drive the electric short bus. Some people aren't bright, so I take them for a ride.

Entrou em Aralık 2023
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@LibertyCappy Type = within race Fetish = outside of race. An Japanese dude doesn't have an Japanese Fetish. A black dude doesn't have Jungle Fever. An indian doesn't have a chance with anyone. A Chinese dude doesn't have a Chinese fetish.
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Declaration of Memes
Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy·
She makes an excellent point... Seriously, can someone explain this?
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Leo Salchichon
Leo Salchichon@LAioria56469·
@LibertyCappy Same reason white people call themselves expats but never immigrants when they move somewhere else, white people have this superiority complex of other cultures
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@JohnCaesar7 The best part was him hiring people from the US to bring their AR-15s to cull a bunch of deer the same year he said it. The worst part is a significant number of Canadians are too stupid to see the problem.
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@albertanbeech I think when it comes to weight ozempic is the lesser of two evils. Being overweight causes problems everywhere. Like, imagine having a heart attack at 30? Ozempic is better than a heart attack at 30... But eating reasonably and exercising regularly is harder than ozempic.
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Albertan Beech 🌾
Albertan Beech 🌾@albertanbeech·
Everyone knows Ozempic is bad for you, yet doctors are recommending it to patients as a healthy weight loss option. One woman I know who is on it was told it would help her quit smoking 😂😂 Does this mean doctors don’t give af about you or your health?
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Creditspreadit @MrBeast Buddy here wakes up in a room with a bomb around his neck. A voice comes on the speaker and says "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off, the room opens and you're free to go." This dumbass chooses to sit there like: "hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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MrBeast
MrBeast@MrBeast·
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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Boogie Rambler
Boogie Rambler@Boogie_Rambler·
@EV_Shortbus @DeiCivitas Well, I guess sticking your head in the sand and yelling 'la la la la la la la' is one way to protect your narrative. Good luck with that.
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Dei Civitas
Dei Civitas@DeiCivitas·
Dear Canadians, Please give Alberta one good reason why we should stay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Boogie_Rambler @DeiCivitas 1. what risk? 2. We're next to the USA. 3. We're next to the USA. 4. borrowing from who? 5. We don't even have influence in Canada. 6. our infrastructure would be better. 7. All the labor wants to be here. 8. Nothing is stopping them from going to Florida.
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Boogie Rambler
Boogie Rambler@Boogie_Rambler·
@DeiCivitas Reduction of risk, interprovincial trade, access to international markets/deals, lower borrowing rates, global influence via G7, shared infrastructure, emergency support, labor mobility, retiree mobility, just a few off the top of my head. The separatists are lying to you.
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SexyStockSlayer
SexyStockSlayer@SexyStockSlayer·
@InsaneReality Why do they not have a stop sign to hold up? Just holding their hand up and then they put it down before the kid even crosses. Crossing guard put kid in danger being lazy.
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Insane Reality Leaks
Insane Reality Leaks@InsaneReality·
Crossing guard pushes a child out of the way and takes the hit himself after a car fails to stop
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@themopinomicon @doxntme You wake up in a room with a bomb around your neck. A voice comes over the speaker: "If you press the red button the bomb falls off, the room opens, and you're free to leave" Actual retards in this situation: "hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@doxntme @03archaist It's the same information you have in the box though. You have no reason to believe anyone will pick blue, because you can't see them, just like you have no reason to press blue and get on the track because no one else is on the track.
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FwogEnjoyer
FwogEnjoyer@doxntme·
@03archaist That's exactly what I'm basically saying, they're changing the entire framework of the question. When you can see that no one is getting on the track, and have confirmation of that + possible communication it completely changes the initial question (anonymous global survey)
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@elrehnna @SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett Based on proximity to the house, I suspect the roots were likely damaging the foundation. Pretty good chance even if they didn't take down the tree, 5 maybe 10 years down the line, the house would need to be scrapped. I suppose at least this way they get insurance out of it.
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Bruce
Bruce@bruce_barrett·
That going to be a massive insurance claim. 👀
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Caleb Hodges
Caleb Hodges@CalebHodge88654·
@KinaMagica It seems like they slowed down and someone rear ended them, look at the left side of the video they go from a stop to a leap forward
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@KatKanada_TM If the CAD is worthless, the budget is less, duh. 31 billion CAD at 0.80 USD = ~25 billion USD. 65 billion CAD at 0.01 USD = 65 million USD.
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Kat Kanada 🏴
Kat Kanada 🏴@KatKanada_TM·
POILIEVRE: Carney, you doubled the deficit. CARNEY: I reduced the deficit. How is increasing the deficit from $31 BILLION to $65 BILLION reducing it? What kind of Liberal math is that??? 🤔
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Awoken_American @DiggingInTheDi1 That's all well and good in a hypothetical on paper. But imagine you woke up with a bomb around your neck and a voice saying "Press the red button, the bomb falls off and you are free to go..." How many people do you think will even hear the second option?
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Awoken American 🇺🇸
Awoken American 🇺🇸@Awoken_American·
@DiggingInTheDi1 In this hypothetical I think blue is the answer though. I love my mom. She's going to hit the blue button though. My niece loves blue and is probably going to hit the blue button too without thinking about it.
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Brotherhood
Brotherhood@DiggingInTheDi1·
This is "my vaccine didn't work because you didn't get yours" all over again Why does anyone need to save the guy who picked blue? He can literally pick red
Roo@cluckthesystem

@DiggingInTheDi1 @lporiginalg No you have it backward lmao. You are willing to sacrifice everyone who voted blue at under 50% so you can say "oh they should have made the other choice" When you could just vote with them and eliminate all collateral damage. It's a 49 point swing advantage. You are dumb.

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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@Divine0S @Dearme2_ The ability to channel your empathy correctly is a sign of intelligence. Even chimps have empathy. The difference is knowing that taking a chimp from the wild and giving it a "safe environment" endangers everyone, including the chimp.
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
What's a sign of a very low intelligence?
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Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@ClownWorld Don't forget, even if you did nothing wrong, the bureaucracy is the punishment for doing something they don't like.
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Nick Fuentes pushed a woman who tried entering his home after he was doxxed. Battery charge has now been dismissed. Turns out defending your own front door isn't a crime.
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Doofy Gooferson™
Doofy Gooferson™@SuturesSelf·
@reddit_lies I'm going to pretend this was a conservative shitposter posting this to try to shock some people into opening their eyes
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Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
God help us...
Reddit Lies tweet media
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@AcedeLaForet @KaiKai2492 They're the same people, just changed. It's like saying "Oh, you're Ace after a head injury? This old Ace's place. You need to fuck off."
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Ace@AcedeLaForet·
@KaiKai2492 So the book was more about accepting that these monsters were the "new" humans But like Idk how i feel about that XD what right do they have to replace us? Why should humanity be replaced?
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Chill Pollins
Chill Pollins@R0ughHab1tz·
Ya but now you have nothing to live in and all your stuff is destroyed. The size isn't an issue. Rig the tree with rope. Make steps and handles going up. Get arborist spurs. Like fck it's not difficult. People's ignorance is self inflicted in this day and age. The internet is the worlds library.
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Electric Shortbus
Electric Shortbus@EV_Shortbus·
@SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett Even if you take your time there's A) danger, you need someone in climbing gear operating machinery a hundred feet in the air. B) potential damage, Every time you make a cut, you're bringing down a chunk of wood anyway. That's risk as well. C) Cost, hazard pay, insurance, etc.
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