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Electric Shortbus
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Electric Shortbus
@EV_Shortbus
I drive the electric short bus. Some people aren't bright, so I take them for a ride.
Katılım Aralık 2023
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Ya but now you have nothing to live in and all your stuff is destroyed. The size isn't an issue. Rig the tree with rope. Make steps and handles going up. Get arborist spurs. Like fck it's not difficult. People's ignorance is self inflicted in this day and age.
The internet is the worlds library.
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@SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett Even if you take your time there's
A) danger, you need someone in climbing gear operating machinery a hundred feet in the air.
B) potential damage, Every time you make a cut, you're bringing down a chunk of wood anyway. That's risk as well.
C) Cost, hazard pay, insurance, etc.
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@EV_Shortbus @bruce_barrett Confirming my suspicions that they took a shortcut because the right way was just "too inconvenient."
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@SolomonOdysseus @bruce_barrett looking at the size of the tree, it may be too big to take down. Since even 20 feet up it's probably got a 4 or 5 foot diameter.
I'm sure it's possible, but you're probably looking at two-three weeks of constant noise and labor
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@bruce_barrett Would would you try to take down the whole goddamn thing at once? I'm not a tree cutter guy, but in my mind, that thing needs to be broken down into small bites to be removed safely. Am I wrong? Somebody who actually does this professionally, please chime in.
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@Jebus You wake up alone in a dark room with a bomb around your neck.
The TV turns on.
"I want to play a game. If you press the red button, the bomb falls off, the door opens and you're free to go"
Only retards: "hol'up... what's option 2?"
GIF
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@lowgradef You wake up with a bomb around your neck.
A voice on the speaker says "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you're free to leave"
This retard right here: "Hol'up, what's option 2 tho?"
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@ryangerritsen Ironically, smoking is way down without government influence.
It's estimated as of 2020, only 10% of people 15 and older smoke, with 8% being daily smokers.
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Canada’s health Minister is now looking into banning the sale of tobacco products to anyone born 2009 and on.
If passed they will be asking every single person for ID even as seniors. A 70 year old can smoke but the 69 year old can’t. Ya this is gonna work out great.
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@AUsername360 @Grxit You wake up with a bomb around your neck.
A voice on the speaker says "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you're free to go."
This retard right here: "Hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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@Grxit It isn't altruistic.
The red button can kill innocent people.
It's inherently morally wrong to press it.
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The majority of the people saying they would push the blue button for altruistic reasons will instantly press red when they are alone.
Lauren Chen@TheLaurenChen
Reading people's justifications for pushing the blue button is actually spiking my cortisol levels If everybody pushes red - nothing happens! So why on earth would anyone press blue? It's a needless gamble, but it's being painted as the altruistic decision for some reason
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@AtheistTakes "Why are you worried about lying to him? There's no reason for you not to lie, other than to hurt your father because of your pride."
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Based Dad forgets that his Redditor son is an atheist
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@IanRunkle You wake up with a bomb around your neck.
A voice comes over the speaker: "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you're free to go."
LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS: "hol'up... what's option 2 tho?"
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The button test as it'd be applied:
"You are brought into a room with two buttons. A disaffected customer service representative with poor English makes a half-hearted attempt to explain the buttons, and then shrugs helplessly when you ask for clarification. You must press one."
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@MadamSavvy You wake up with a bomb around your neck.
A voice comes over the speaker: "If you press the red button, the bomb falls off and you can walk away"
LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS: "Hang on... what's option 2 tho?"
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The red/blue post going around i feel like is a watered down version of the original.
Idk why it was pushed by the botspam accounts.
Anyone who picks blue belongs in a padded room. In the current state of the copypasta, there is no reason to pick blue.
Instead, anyone who picks blue is looking to create a problem where none exists so they can feel good about their “sacrifice” later.
Sound familiar, doesnt it?
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@albertaradios Price caps sound like commie gobbledygook.
Less regulation and more competition is the better way to fix it.
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@thejabroni @selfmaxxer That's ELECTRIC shortbus... I'm saving the planet, you carbon munching climate destroyer.
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If the blue threshhold was 20%, I'd choose red.
If it was 10%, I'd choose red.
If it was 1%, I'd choose red.
If it took 1000 blue votes, I'd choose red.
You should never press the suicide button.
You are responsible for your own life, why make anyone risk theirs for you.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@thejabroni @selfmaxxer That's your choice. It doesn't make you less stupid.
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@EV_Shortbus @selfmaxxer *Millions of kids are going to jump because they are retarded.
Yes.
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@thejabroni @selfmaxxer A giant meat grinder appears in front of you.
If everyone on earth jumps into theirs at the same time they all stop(blue button).
No one is forcing you to jump, and you can choose not to jump in the meat grinder (red button).
Do you jump in the meat grinder?
GIF
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@selfmaxxer You are def a retard. Respect.
In the interest of retardmaxxing, what if it takes only 2 votes?
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@Geo_Slack_Bot @FuentesUpdates Did you hear about a lot of IQ type studies?
Geographic IQ studies?
IQ inheritance studies?
Studies that might be politically incorrect?
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@EV_Shortbus @FuentesUpdates Not sure why I didn't hear about that study in high school or college psych.
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@Geo_Slack_Bot @FuentesUpdates If I recall correctly there was an IQ study that showed that around 80 iq, people could not combine actions and consequences if they were more than a few minutes apart.
If they robbed someone more than 5 minutes ago they literally cannot comprehend why they are being arrested.
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@FuentesUpdates Large segment of the US doesn't understand action and consequences. Then when the consequences come, it's not there fault and they are the innocent victims.
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@OlmecSkull @FuentesUpdates Bro ain't even monetized, he's just retarded for the love of the game.
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@FuentesUpdates MARLA ROSE IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO EUROPEANS THAN NICK FUENTES. I STAND WITH MARLA!
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@GKunstwerk @guyinchi982 @MostlyMonkey I mean, what's the point of owning a yacht if it's not a private cruise line?
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@EV_Shortbus @guyinchi982 @MostlyMonkey I think there are 50k boats that are technically yachts. Not all yachts are megayachts. So a multimillionaire could have one little yacht in theory. But a coffee shop owner not so much, still
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@alphafox I think he's got a point... but for very WRONG reasons.
Now, it's rare, but an estimated 500,000 babies are switched at birth, due to fatigue, lost/damaged equipment or similar names.
This definitely isn't what he's talking about... But still a reason moms would get a DNA test.
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