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@MacopeninSUTABA I’ll choose the onsen personally. Java is past its prime as a language. Too OOP

非エンジニアが通過できない認証

@Hoxygo You know… phones now a days can stop charging at 80% which is recommended anyways for battery longevity

🤯 عقول الصينيين لا تتوقف أبداً.

@hoshizorarock Unfortunately in America it’s hard to get sponsors for corn field art

田んぼに絵を描く日本 とうもろこし畑に絵を描くアメリカ

@Sakenmilove Moral of the story: Always peel your electronics

一年くらい部屋の気温と湿度いつも一定だな〜って思ってたらシールだった😱

@buran_1120 Basically you can think of each state as a mini country with slightly different rules. The USA makes some overarching ones that ideally only touch on interstate issues. For small stuff you just learn the laws of the land and live by them.

えっその州事にルールが違うならどうやってアメリカ合衆国としてルールをコントロールするの？

@akramcodez I think you have a bit of room to overclock still

yeah sun is hot, but have you seen my CPU temperature?

@hoshizorarock Attack acceptable. You caught me again before I had breakfast and my stomach is starting to riot.

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 私の攻撃をくらいなさい。 牛丼。

@KJ907Tuff @CNviolations That’s not an “I should go outdoors” weather

@CNviolations Should have moved the Jeep rather than stand and film.

Woah!

@CNviolations Great parking spot

@AgingAnarchist Probably because it’s politically incorrect to smack people upside the head.

アメリカはどんなにイケてるオフィスでも椅子と机の裏にガムがついてるのなんで？

@AutonomousAllie @JimmysSeafood @JessieJaneDuff Next crab I eat I’ll remember you and laugh.

@JimmysSeafood @JessieJaneDuff No, ban boiling animals alive.

🦀 A crab cake sandwich a day keeps the hunger away!

@help_36 It’s an ender eye not enderman eye.

Eu nunca entendi pq o olho do ender é verde se os endermans tem olhos roxos

@homeyzash I’d recommend a red circle

Guys what do I put here in the corner?

@kaeruZangyo It’s not too late to upgrade to BBQ sauce. I recommend sweet baby ray’s

なんてことだ。 自分がカエルなのにFrog of Shameを付けられてしまった🤣

@naturevideos At least these friends aren’t poisonous

You're never alone in Australia.

@HumansNoContext You could’ve kept it to yourself you know. Why torture us too?

What a terrible day to have eyes

@KommonOrigin @henrybadger19 They also have formed a super colony directly under my apartment and the first year I was here I had nearly a half million of them swarming my kitchen. The counters writhed and wriggled.

@Ebsolas @henrybadger19 Ants clean up all the dead bugs in your yard.

Ants alone would cause human extinction and im not even kidding

@hoshizorarock Yeah. I need to visit the beach again. It’s been too long.

私達人間にはこんな海をただ眺めるだけの時間が必要です。

@GigaBasedDad The headline is wrong. Obviously it was a carnivore wedding and they uninvited the vegans

Phew, that was close