Elizabeth Oricha

"My son kept coming home saying his teacher eats his lunch every day. I thought he was joking. So today, I packed garri and okra soup for him... knowing fully well my son doesn't eat swallow food at all. When he got back from school, I opened his lunch bag to check. Empty! What I found inside told me everything I needed to know. 😂💔 Parents, sometimes your children are telling the truth." ©Aunty Confidence Me: Teacher wey eat this kind okra soup no get level at all....no fish sef 🥺🥺

I got the job guys🤝 Made a brutally honest presentation on why their 51-screen onboarding was a conversion killer. The founder's mind was blown. This is a reminder that clients don't just pay for pixels, they pay for perspective. I'll accept congratulations.😌

I'm currently reviewing a mobile app for a startup. 51 onboarding screens. 7 different sections. That's not onboarding anymore, it's a test of patience. Most users won't complete it. They'll just go back to the app store and download a competitor.