🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋

Menfolk of the twitters: None of your insults or name calling gets to me. I’ve heard worse by the likes of your species. So if you’re here to call me names, go wash your ass instead. I promise it’s a better use of your time. K thxbai

@muchado33 @jnuffer 😭😭😭😭 Thankfully he didn’t go in and she didn’t take a swig! Omg!

@jnuffer @ElseSlayer 😲😲 Although, I don't think he drank much. But, probably not the thing you want caffeinated.

No!!!! 😭😭😭

@Petitor_Veritas @FlavioEvan Liar

@FlavioEvan That is an outright lie. And there are numerous stories of men and women being killed who had multiple forms of depression. It’s happening!

I just sat through the entire 2-hour and 23-minute @joerogan Experience interview with @PierrePoilievre you don't have to. ⏱️ Yes, I survived the deep dives into Russian kettlebell history, 90s kickboxing, and Bobby Orr's knees to extract the actual political substance. Between the MMA tangents, Poilievre dropped a bunch of claims. Some are actually spot-on (yes, it happens even with Poilievre), some are missing massive context, and a couple directly contradict his own record. I’m bringing the receipts. 🧾 Over the next 5 posts, we are going to reality-check: 🔍 The Top 3 biggest testable claims 🩴 2 major political flip-flops Buckle up. Thread below 🧵👇

@jnuffer It so is! 😭😭😭😭 Burn the whole place and go to Tim’s 😮‍💨😝

@ElseSlayer I wish I was. That has to be a bad omen. 😭

@LockHimUpDammit One thing someone told me long ago…… Every workout matters. It doesn’t matter if it’s a short one or not as intense right away, it still matters!

What happens when your body is in such bad shape. This is an ordinary walk

@LockHimUpDammit I hear you. That’s exactly why I started tbh. I saw myself becoming my mum quickly and she doesn’t really take care of her health well. I decided I was going to change and live the next however many years as healthy as I can.

@ElseSlayer I have to. My muscle mass is flailing and I don’t want to age the way my dad did

Accountability tweet. At least 7.25 mi of this was actual walking. Even Max got a 1 mi walk. Will this happen tomorrow again? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@RobertB54277537 😝😝

@ElseSlayer Hehehe… 🤣🤣🤣

Guys!!!!! Hubby got trapped talking to the neighbour! Yes, the one from across the street that is weird. 😏🤣🤣🤣 I’m hiding but trying to listen cause I’m nosy. 😮‍💨😝

@Needle_of_Arya @Desichica2005 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 I’m especially stabby before coffee. Thankfully I have two cups in me now 🤣😮‍💨

@ElseSlayer @Desichica2005 There you go; that's the stabby Else we've come to respect. 🗡️🔪

@Needle_of_Arya @Desichica2005 😭😭😭😭 I should’ve never removed them. 😝😝🤭

@ElseSlayer @Desichica2005 Else, you're slipping; you have a legend to uphold. 😭

@StephB_BTR @Desichica2005 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝 I’m such a mess. I was acting like I’m busy 🥴🥴🤣

@ElseSlayer @Desichica2005 You're a nosy neighbor to your own husband, love it, 😂🤣🤣

@Needle_of_Arya @Desichica2005 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 Come to think of it…..hold please

@ElseSlayer @Desichica2005 Speaking of which, the knives & swords in your bio have disappeared. Where was that promise that you would cut a b-tch? 🤭

@Desichica2005 @Needle_of_Arya 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Needle_of_Arya @ElseSlayer hahahahahahahahaha she's ready to slay as her username suggests

@LockHimUpDammit Awww thanks, Joe! I’m always excited to see others get going too

@ElseSlayer Thanks Else - I’ve never caught onto your motivation until now. Still the distance you do in bone chilling cold is absolutely admirable Much respect.

Set boundaries.✨

@chuck7647 Nope! I let him stay out there! 😂😂😂 He waves to all the neighbours and knows them all. 😭😭💀

@ElseSlayer He can't make eye contact. That is page one of avoid your neighbors. Live and learn I guess. So are you going to send him a get home text to bail him out?🤣🤣🤣

@Needle_of_Arya @Desichica2005 Seriously 😂😂😂😂

@ElseSlayer @Desichica2005 Else, from around the corner:

@MJ_Still_ So expensive

@ElseSlayer Private insurance is crazy here too

Not me forgetting to renew my license and insurance on two vehicles & finding out it’s a picture retake year. Fml. I legit took my head wrap off and ran there quick before it closed. That pic is going to be a hot mess. 🥴🥴

@Joeblogbriggs So true

@ElseSlayer I had similar thoughts after J6. Look at us now. Never say never. Remind them every day.

Rumour has it that while PP was on Rogan’s show he had to eat cockroaches & orange testicles. It was a fear factor episode as well. Rumour has it. 😏