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@WUTangKids @billybinion Don't worry the very unqualified and undertrained ICE agents will make this process so much better!
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Dear reader, I arrived at the airport 3 hours & 40 minutes before my flight. I ran up to the gate—no exaggeration—as they were about to give my seat away (on the last flight out). People shouldn’t have to deal with this nonsense for the privilege of getting home.
Billy Binion@billybinion
I’ve never seen anything like this. This is the New Orleans airport. The line begins far before I started filming. Everyone around me is expecting to miss their flights. All because Congress can’t figure out how to do its job.
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@SenTuberville Pretty sure we already have you dumbfuck.
Please provide examples, or shut the fuck up.
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The time for political correctness is over.
America needs to WAKE UP and BAN Sharia Law.
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@thehealthb0t The covid jabs are bioweapons designed to cause death, long term human decline and lower human population on earth. Bill Gates, Anthony Fauci and plenty of other so called elites and experts knowingly participated and deserve prison time for life or worse. This was intentional!
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Replacing TSA with ICE is not something that should be allowed to happen.
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@RG_Leachman I asked Claude to build a software that already exists... Nice..
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I asked Claude to build my daughter an app that plugs into our piano, can read live key strokes, can show her sheet notes and key view and ends with a Guitar Hero style game. All while giving progressively harder songs. Today she’s using It and crushing It.
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@DeathMetalV kamala litterally wanted to reduce school safety
on sight police officers deserve higher caliber stopping power but your never gonna be ready to understand that conversation with the way your going
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They'll do more to keep imaginary scenarios from happening than school shootings.
Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog@DougWahl1
MAGA IS SOLVING PROBLEMS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD! Rep Mary Miller (R IL) has introduced a bill that would ban strippers from performing in schools. When asked how often this has happened.. she was unable to name on reported case. Your thoughts?
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My wife and I leaving church, this 30 year-old gym bro walks up.
"You love guys in top shape, don't you babe?" he says to her.
My wife looks him in the eyes, shakes her head. "I didn't know asshole was a shape," she told him.
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@Derpypone Lost my sister to Lupus right before Christmas - it sucks so very much.
Sorry for your loss.
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I had to take a leave of bereavement today from work. Lost an uncle from my dad's side of the family. Today is the funeral and it is open casket. I hope this'll remind people to spend & enjoy every moment with family. You never know when they'll unexpectedly leave this realm...
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@Rickest_J @esjesjesj Somebody should tell him about temple hammering, and how it will increase his peptide levels or something..
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Nurse is killing me here. They have to clean up dead bodies
NSNB@N_S_N_B
Clavicular lists the "Top 10 easiest Jobs" 1. OF Girl 2. Model/TikToker 3. Reaction YouTuber 4. Nurse 5. Uber Delivery Driver 6. Cameraman 7. Lawyer 8. Pro Athlete 9. Plumber 10. Streamer
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@CalebJHull Yo, I'm a veteran, not "disabled" or "taking advantage".
+1
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Every veteran I know is “disabled” and taking advantage of this broken system. About time we start fixing it.
Paul@WomanDefiner
I am begging someone, anyone to clean up the disability fraud in the VA. This guy was a Navy reservist who went to school for the Government and got out after 2 years with disability benefits for anxiety and depression. This has to end.
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@CalebJHull So what branch did you enlist in?
How long did you serve?
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Neither illegal aliens, nor their children, should receive free public education in America.
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@Interlukein4 @esjesjesj Ah, I thought I had heard he had dropped out, so I'll admit wrong there.
Thanks for the correction.
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@FailPrime @esjesjesj He didn't drop out of high school, but he was kicked out of college and is very dumb
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@Ben_Sapo123 @esjesjesj I'm sure he did.
Run along child, your nuggies will get cold.
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@FailPrime @esjesjesj He did not dropout of high school. But he did score a 1580 SAT score in 99th percentile without studying. You are a very evil person too.
GIF
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@ziugroyp @esjesjesj He's all of those things.
Now then, I think your mommy is calling, run along and get your nuggies before they get cold.
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@ChoujinVirus The amount of people who are extremely incorrect about how disability works in that comment section is mind blowing.
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I recalled when Biden was becoming president, Right Wingers admitted to wanting to flee to Panama
bumbadum@bumbadum14
This couple takes home 170k a year and 60k of it is VA benefits. Meanwhile they hate America and want to move to Europe.
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@LoganSpang12847 @Floki_Vt @kinocopter @Frontier44444 @bumbadum14 What a weird way to let people know you've never served..
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@Floki_Vt @kinocopter @Frontier44444 @bumbadum14 Bullshit every other nocom in every branch, lifts a box full of paperwork once in their career and pretends to pull some muscle in their pussy so they can get on disability for the rest of their life. Scammers of the highest order
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This couple takes home 170k a year and 60k of it is VA benefits. Meanwhile they hate America and want to move to Europe.
Paul@WomanDefiner
Caleb would release a sure banger while I'm out of town.
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@dread_piratefry This guy, and the anti-rabies vaccine guy should get together and get bitten by a raccoon...
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Steve Jobs and Bob Marley would've loved this kid
Riley Check@holisticgrenade
Unpopular opinion but chemotherapy is essentially just medically assisted suicide.
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Unpopular opinion but chemotherapy is essentially just medically assisted suicide.
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