Sir Tim Fitzberque

THIS SATURDAY - have you signed up to take part in the #Coleford Busking Festival yet? Or just enjoy the vibe on the streets of Coleford! colefordtown.net/events/colefor… #festival #gloucestershire #forestofdean #deanwye #busking

#Coleford 5 day #walking festival features around 12 walks to suit all ages and physical abilities in and around Coleford in the beautiful #forestofdean area of #Gloucestershire. Walks are booking up so hurry if you want to join in! colefordtown.net/events/colefor…

Open Mic at Bells Field #Coleford Sunday. These fortnightly open mic sessions offer an eclectic mix of local musicians. Buy some picnic ingredients in town for the afternoon. #music #forestofdean #deanwye #shoplocal colefordtown.net/events/sunday-…

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Remembrance Talk: Ypres - Birthplace of WMD by Tim Davies of Copper Phoenix on 8 Nov 2012 at 19:30 wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/events/Berkele…

My automobile is due for a service so my man will collect the car next week, prior to my tour to the Northern Territories of Wales

I am always amazed at how irritating the working class can be. I know when I want to meet with them - why do they change the times?

Today I am wondering whether I require a tank to enable me to tour my estate and meet my tenants. I believe I am approachable.

Tomorrow, to @LordDaft 's estate with the Memsahib to watch rugger. I have no doubt my side will win - whoever wins I'll claim was my team

The Memsahib has promised to cook. I sincerely hope it is a meaty curry to take me back to my days in India, shooting tigers and elephants

A young filly turned up at the Castle, demanded tea & refreshments then sat on my lap. Think it was the memsahib but couldn't check picture

@LordDaft Your thoughts on the Memsahib are groundless. Besides, I am not used to taking advice from someone of such limited social graces.

RT @CopperPhoenix: Copper Phoenix Talk - "Berkeley, A Town that Changed the World", Horton 11/11/11 post.ly/3jJeh

Visited the Dower House with my Batman Rupert. He is most industrious but conversation is limited to opinions on his betters. I ignore him.

Tomorrow I shall be heading to Dorset to watch Johnny Foreigner get trounced by British Armour at Bovington. I cannot wait.

With no rain, how is one supposed to rub the tenants faces in the mud?

Cannot find the maid who does laundry & fear I may have to resort to my old army method of shooting someone & stealing their clean clothes

Visited a photographic exhibition on @LordDaft s estate. But sorry to say no military pictures, nor artistic studies of scantily clad ladies

I am forced to stay at the castle and wish for nothing more than to be out causing mayhem. Is that too much to ask?

I hav ebeen angered by colleagues at my club. If they no longer value me then I shall have to dispense with them using my trusty Lee Enfield