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@YouTube Watching a small creator’s channel grow without annoying ads interrupting you >>>

watching a small creator's channel grow >>>

@justalexoki You’re definitely gonna have twins

fuck i think i may have a child. pray for me

@Polymarket I didn’t realize Trump was the new World Bank

BREAKING: Spirit Airlines has asked Trump for an emergency bailout to avoid bankruptcy & liquidation.

@WildMediaOnly The robot felt violated and fired back

Cardi B fell after a robot she was dancing on suddenly moved 😭

@PolymarketSport Sad, really sad

🚨JUST IN: Barcelona will not keep Marcus Rashford beyond this season, even at a reduced fee. He will be dropped back down to Manchester United.

@SpencerHakimian Yh, I just walked out my yard and saw a Chameleon threatening an alligator

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS CUBA IS THREATENING THE US

@CuriosityonX Because they’re scared of cockroaches

If aliens exist, why haven’t they visited Earth?

@_sorrengailll There are roughly 4 billion men in the world, how many have you actually met or partied with?

Men hate females who love to party but hate parties without females?

@jadoodoo_ Yeah… this is how we ended up with covid the first time

This crypto bull run is because I licked it. #crypto #wallstreet #trade

@Daily_MailUS Assassinate the scientist’s and blame it on the Aliens

UFO cluster spotted over mysterious base tied to missing Air Force scientist

@AlertaNews24 How the hell did he get famous in the first place?

🇰🇷🇺🇸 | Seis meses de cárcel para un youtuber estadounidense que se grabó besando y bailando de forma erótica a una estatua en memoria de las esclavas sexuales coreanas durante la guerra.

@StockMKTNewz Then I’d watch it go back to the way it was after I’ve got the job

Live look at my portfolio so far in April

@Kalshi Does Israel really listen to anyone?

JUST IN: Trump says Israel is now "prohibited by the USA" from bombing Lebanon

@rahsh33m How is he this calm? Hit the gas and get outta there

Some of y'all are better off being single for life

@insanedms 😭😭😭😭

@genervteTuerki Yh, but they always say “Men love sex the most”

Gleich mädelsabend

@ppppmami Hope it’s not what I’m thinking

あ゛💕💢腋○○こ💕💕💕💢💕💢💕

@DefiantLs Quick to judge?

Ex–p*rn star Mia Khalifa says she had difficulties finding a job, “I know the only reason they are asking is because 90% of male job interviewers know me from my p*rn videos and are so quick to judge.”

@Dexerto Do they even read the actual bible in the White House?

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is going viral after quoting Pulp Fiction instead of the Bible He recited the version of Ezekiel 25:17 said by Samuel L Jackson’s character instead of the actual quote

@TouchlineX @Romain_Molina

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Vinicius Junior's agents have done everything in their power to secure offers for him. However, there is no club in Europe that wants him. Chelsea do not want him. — @Romain_Molina