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My god, it’s beautiful @sydneyswans

Thirty years old this week

Surprised this doesn’t happen more often to people as tall as Will. Surely it’s difficult to manoeuvre those long legs up and/or down stairs/steps.

@Alex04033973658 Wasn’t “one or two” though. Was closer to 10-12.

@FoleyCollidge You're lucky the Hawks missed so many. 17 points flattered the Swans. Should've buried them. Hawks played way better. One or two decisions weren't why they lost

Papley being penalised for holding the ball after having his head ripped off was the perfect summation of that game. Difficult enough to win without your two best players; damn near impossible when playing against 27.

@lafamiglia81 Yeah one decision evens out the plenty that went the other way. The act deserved a 50. Play to the whistle. Pretty simple.

@FoleyCollidge Bet you thought that 50m penalty for the mark that wasnt a mark was all good though hey champion ?

@NickWri37575751 But I thought… 🤔

@FoleyCollidge 😂

Tony Armstrong gave me a sympathetic pat on the chest on the way out, so not all bad.

The way Frank has? share.google/5HapVgG1XgwOHB…

@superfooty Who at Essendon isgoing to be brave enough to tell Kevin it’s time to keep his mouth shut and quietly walk away?

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Fuck everything

According to his sister’s latest Insta story, Errol’s at least no longer wearing a sling 🤷🏻‍♂️

How long into the season will we need to be where I can post a light-hearted comment about Charlie Curnow without disgruntled Carlton fans replying with some kind of dig at the bloke?

Would like to see players do a bit of a dance to their goal song now and then. Not every time, not necessarily anything fancy, but if it’s a suitable song, why not just bust some moves?

Starting to wonder why the boffins at the Academy didn’t make him less susceptible to injury when they created Errol in the lab.

@WayneDaniell1 Time to move on?

@FoleyCollidge I don’t think you want to upset your new Peter Pan

Curnow could be the highest-paid decoy forward in AFL history, and I am here for it.

@wenclair4evr Yeah nothing to do with the midfield delivery or the positioning of the forwards.

@FoleyCollidge Only working cause you’ve played teams missing multiple best 22 defenders

@deccadealt And…?

@FoleyCollidge 2 matches...

@jaycee0202 Weitering?

@FoleyCollidge Only works when your opposition is missing all their key defenders

@3AWNeilMitchell Probably just following your lead, or is it ok when you do it?

Grace Tame calls the PM a ‘coward’ and a ‘turncoat’ for supporting the war. Please, disagree with him by all means , but can’t we have respectful disagreement anymore?