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I will be the world’s first post-literate man. Take the letters away I don’t want them anymore

@LouisWordGenius @AntelopeHill @WhiteFatvocate If something isn’t le heckin wholesome stations of the cross pastiche or Norman Rockwell schlock it’s immediately lib coded to these people. An entire psychic worm that needs to be excised or bare minimum ignored

@WhiteFatvocate The entire American right is a culture shredder that homogenizes art music media philosophy ideas people religion race virtues media ideas etc etc into a miserable paste of simply voting republican. They will take your fine oak door and paint vote republican on it

When TRS coined “blackpill” circa 2016 it was supposed to mean we can never overcome the power of the system and there’s no point in doing anything, and it never solely meant voting for Republicans. Now it’s just when you criticize the Apricot Autocrat.

@0x49fa98 They yearn for it until it’s tangible then they recoil in fear

scrolling through one's feed, it is hard to escape the impression that most people yearn for calamity

@parakeetnebula @SamanthaTaghoy The 3rd spirit obviously

@SamanthaTaghoy What is 2 spirit? Who are the 2 spirits trying to fuck?

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

@14ilovejews88 Extreme temperance can be just as harmful as excess when the body is used to one thing over another. For old smokers it’s better for them to continue to do so at a low consistent rate than to quit cold turkey

you will have more longevity if you just listen to your gut AND be confident it is the right thing for your body than do bryan johnson type minmaxing. my grandpa drank vodka 3x a day and lived to 90s, MANY such examples.

@14ilovejews88 @TheEdPill Drink when you’re thirsty, that’s it. People are allergic to listening to their bodies

@TheEdPill hydration's importance is very exaggerated

Drinking 2L of water per day yields profoundly different results from drinking 4L of water per day.

Sometimes I catch myself slouching then see the most horrendous stomach over hips lean that a metal rod materializes in my spine

When night falls it isn’t words but torches that stave off the primordial fear

@bukesisback And brother…the depth charges are sinking

i'm a type xxi u-boat in a 1945 world

People get irate when dogs bark at cars; they’re wrong it’s noble, nothing should move like that

My most modest take is everyone involved in this should be sent to a hard labor camp for life

@owenbroadcast @BolderThanMost Why be kind when you can be cruel and somehow take the moral high ground

you just rarely get such a clear short example of how therapy language allows a person to access previously taboo levels of social brutality

@owenbroadcast Scam until you win

at age 21 michelangelo sculptured a sleeping cupid, fake aged it with dirt and acid, and successfully fooled people into thinking it was an ancient work. it was eventually sold to a cardinal. when it was finally discovered that he made it, this basically started his art career.

@etherealmusing My condolences

I’m 24 and have a full time job. Please remember this before messaging me.

@groyptheworld Nigga is one step away from calling the moon a block of cheese

SolBrah should pivot completely to space denialism

@edgefills Letters have been nothing but a plague, we need to get rid of them

Being illiterate seems based. I am trying to make my lifestyle less literate — so far, it’s much more satisfying

Another sign of how the MFA/publishing scene is one huge circlejerk. Most of the “acclaimed lit” from this era amounts to bloviating about being stoned and having “realizations”, never progressing from the college dorm room. “Leaving the Atocha Station” was one of the most boring books I’ve ever read. At least Tao Lin is funny

He unlocked a feeling he didn’t know existed.. 😅

@MythoAmerica The girl looks like she’s about to toss flowers down the aisle of a wedding, great shot

The iPhone was the last real invention, then came the slop bowl now we’re here