Matt Gorry

@DetroitRedWings @Dylanlarkin39 💔

On this day in 2008. 🏆

@Senators loser franchise, fuck ur whole organization

@DetroitRedWings @ChickfilA Happy Birthday Micheal, i hope i never see u in a redwing jersey again!!😊

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Sure, then you slap us in the face... Your season ticket packages fucking suck, you won't spend top dollar on players and when everybody BEGGED you to not throw a goddamn ad on the best jersey in sports you ignored them Fuck you (This is not aimed at the admin at all)

Sorry but I don’t think 20 year olds are fixing this loser culture Think we’re just finito as a franchise

Blowing a third period lead to the fucking 2026 New Jersey Devils on home ice is a fitting way to end an embarrassment of a season. Playoff drought extends to 10 years. No first round pick this summer, few expiring contracts. It’s fucking bleak

I was gonna say Arizona last made it in 2012 (2020 bubble doesn’t count) but I see that Utah just clinched. What a pathetic franchise we have become. Officially the laughing stock of the league

The Detroit Red Wings held a lead with 10 minutes to go and went on to lose the game 5 times this season. 4 of those games have happened since March 4th. #LGRW (credit to Prashanth Iyer for digging this up)

If Compher is on this roster next season I’ll seriously doubt the way the team is constructed

I just don’t even know what to say anymore.

Fuck u @DetroitRedWings

This team is embarrassing and fully deserves to miss the playoffs.

Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game #ElectricFactory

Jared Oscroft is the best

@BradKrysko Micheal Rasmussen to Mars

If the Wings can play like that on a consistent basis they’re making the playoffs. Couple passengers still but great effort by nearly the entire line up. Dominant after a couple early brain farts.

Get Active tn @BenChairot

Hey @chase, i want to thank you for sending me a totally free $50 travel credit today with the caption "book now." I immediately called my estranged fat bitch wife and said baby go pick up our son (who vapes and has a ponytail) from school - we're going to rekindle this marriage and this family and we're go to turks n caicos for the week. She said "what? how? We haven't spoke in years..." I said shut the fuck up dont ask me any questions just pack your shit, get our non binary kid excused from school, and be ready in an hour. She said ok bob. Then, i called an uber and set the pickup for my place, then her shitty apartment, and then the airport. It was $450 to get to phoenix airport. I proceeded to get picked up by a gentleman in a beautiful 1996 toyota camry that smelled like piss and had french fries all over the backseat.. but I wasn't going to let that kill my vibe. We then picked up my bitch wife and our son, and off to the airport we go. During the ride to our frontier flight that has 6 connecting flights after that, the uber driver and I made eye contact through the rear view mirror which is a grave mistake because then they think that gives them the green light to talk your fucking head off because they have nothing else better to do and most of them are sociopaths that cant realize that I called the car for a fucking ride, not a conversation. The uber driver then says "hey man, do you mind if i turn on some of my music?" I said sure dude, i dont give a shit. He then says "no, my music as in..im a music artist. I make christian rap" I reply "oh, i really dont care however my son is in the car though and I'd rather not let him listen to rap music right now" the uber driver then says "i understand but its christian rap, its about god" I said dude, i really do not want you to push your religion on my non binary son at 11 in the morning on our way to a family vacation, respectfully" Immediately after i said this, he veers the car off the road and slams on the breaks. He opens up the center console and takes out a fully loaded pistol and points it at my head. He said "listen you piece of fucking shit, we're going to sit here and we're going to listen to my christian rap album whether you and your white trash family like it or not" at this point my son, simultaneously, unleashes a massive hit of his vape pen which fills the car with smoke. the uber driver freaks out and says "what the fuck you cant smoke in here" at this point we use the vape smoke as a smoke screen to escape the vechicle, i smash the glass and pull my entire family out of the window and the driver starts firing live bullets in our general direction but he cant see because my non binary son blows fat ass clouds and there was so much smoke everywhere. The driver is legit emptying the clip trying to kill us, but keeps missing. We run the rest of the way to the airport and somehow make our flight. We had a fucking awesome time in turks and caicos and i truly believed it saved my marriage even though my estranged wife sucked off the guy who was working at the ziplining tower that we went on. I didn't even see them exchange numbers but I guess they did. She ended up going and hooking up wtih him later in the night when I was fishing with my son. The zipline over the ocean was sick. Thank you @chase. This never happens unless you sent me that travel credit! I will always continue to be a loyal customer.

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@Dylanlarkin39 Dude ur so sick, please be a wing for life, we win the cup in 2030, stay with us beaut, Love