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There was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused 🐢💨

@WorkElizab Nah, men get called creeps for doing that

Can we actually do that?

@USronaldcarter So smart that all these assets weren't in position a month ago. That's 5D chess you're looking at right there

🚨 Do you understand why Trump keeps extending deadlines and people keep calling him weak.. they said 48 hours.. then 10 days.. now 48 hours again.. the media says "he blinked".. here's what they're not telling you.. > between the first and second deadline.. 7,000+ troops deployed > between the second deadline and now.. 82nd Airborne put on alert > USS George H.W. Bush carrier strike group ordered to the Gulf > ground-capable forces arrived at Iran's doorstep March 30 > B-2 bombers struck nuclear sites in Operation Midnight Hammer > EA-18G Growlers deployed.. those are electronic warfare planes.. they blind Iran's radar he wasn't "extending".. he was LOADING.. every day of "talks" was another day to move assets into position.. the board is set.. the pieces are placed.. and in 48 hours we find out what "Glory be to GOD" means from a man with 50,000 troops and 3 aircraft carriers at his back.. God bless America.. it's time.. the thread i'm putting together on this is going to break timelines.. follow so you see it first.

@Harrisbro777 Is this available in English?

I have a friend who's been in defense contracting for 22 years. Called me last night. His exact words: "I've never seen this kind of asset concentration in my career. Not even Iraq. This is everything we have." 3 carrier strike groups. USS Abraham Lincoln. USS Gerald R. Ford. USS George H.W. Bush. $1,000,000,000 to $2,000,000,000 being spent PER DAY. 7,000+ Marines from THREE Marine Expeditionary Units. 82nd Airborne Division — America's rapid-deployment invasion force — on ALERT. B-2 stealth bombers. F-22 Raptors. EA-18G Growlers jamming every radar in Iran. U-2 Dragon Lady surveillance planes mapping targets in REAL TIME — haven't deployed those since the Cold War. He told me: "When you see U-2s and EA-18Gs together, it means one thing — they're preparing to go in BLIND and DEAF the other side completely." This is what $220,000,000,000 in additional war appropriation looks like. Trump isn't bluffing. The military isn't bluffing. And the American people? We're not bluffing either. 48 hours. Let's go, Mr. President. Every patriot is with you. i post what everyone else is too afraid to say.. follow if you want the truth with no filter.

@not_airspeed Feck off already, that Lendon is shite. We have no mains gas and no streetlights. No Lime bikes. We have a Co-op and a hardware store called Dad's Shop. There is a bus four times a day. Life is good.

Shit cities. London is better.

@not_airspeed I need a fridge that will refuse to accept Lidl Kabanossi

I need a fridge that will make me watch 4, 30 second adverts before opening it! Would be tremendous for my waistline....

@MuseumCommodore Computer as a child?

Your childhood computer?

@not_airspeed Don't be a dick, he's a day early

HE IS RISEN!!!

@floboflo True. In the old days, elephants had skeletons made of cast iron and wooden skins

It’s mad how old pianos are made from elephants.

@fitzgerald1337 I'm in two minds, to be honest

how do you feel about quantum mechanics?

@drjones96 @The_Real_ITDUDE Doesn't even need to be that big, just in the right place

@The_Real_ITDUDE Or a sizable blood clot.

For sake of all humanity

The cutest dog I've ever seen 🥰🤩

@cutiieepie6 Beatrice

I need an old family-style name that starts with B for my girl ❤️

@ick_real School shootings

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@Gerashchenko_en BBC coverage has almost vanished

Friends, Do you see news about Ukraine in the media of your countries? What is the tone and content of the news? Thank you for your replies!

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@FellaLeeds Hahahaha. Burn up some of his energy! Lol

Good morning from me and Phoenix. Coffees been had☕️ ☕️ ☕️ The weather's ok so I'm trying to burn up some of this one's energy today. 10 days to go and then he's allowed out thank the lord. He's going stir crazy in the house which means so am I!! Happy Easter for those who celebrate and have a great long weekend 😀 ☺️☕️🐶🐾🐾🐾 #PhoenixChronicles

@DearS_o_n Put the shotgun away, your family do not need to see that shit

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@not_airspeed We need a space observatory on the dark side to spot the aliens trying to sneak up and probe our buttholes

What the fuck do we wanna go MOON for? There is nothing there!?!? Did America find oil? 🤔 #MakesYouThink

@ronsterd89 Mister Twelve is coming out to play

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?