⚔️ Lute The Exorcist ⚔️ (PARODY)

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@prin_char_666 *Lute continued to laugh her ass off on the ground, she couldn’t stop herself, that person was so stupid*

@GrumpyLutenant “And she says I’m the one who makes messes..” *charlie scoffs for once and crosses her arms over her chest rolling her eyes*

Uuuugh…I feel a headache coming on…

@prin_char_666 *As soon as the person bumped into the wall, Lute bursted into laughter, spitting her drink everywhere and dropping it. She fell over to the ground laughing her ass off*

@GrumpyLutenant *as she took a ship a citizen walks in and runs into the wall like a complete idiot Charlie looks over too now just exasperated by* What the hell that is the 5th person to do that today… *she looks over too Lute* Anyways how was the coffee?

@SStriker642 *Lute nodded as she glanced back and saw him leave through the portal* Okay…

@GrumpyLutenant Zal: *opens his portal back home* just let me know if you need anything, you can always reach out to me *leaves through the portal*

*Big sigh* … I can’t believe I fucking forgot about my best friend’s birthday…goddamnit, Lute…

@SpearOfFaith First Adam broke up with me and now this… *She started to tear up, her wings drooping even more*

@GrumpyLutenant “O-Oh… that’s terrible.”

@HeirToAdam Okay, how about we go get some ice cream? *She smiled at him*

@GrumpyLutenant He nodded.

*Sigh* … Why does everyone hate me and want me dead?…

@SStriker642 Thank you… *She turned away from him*

@GrumpyLutenant Zal: ok good luck then…

@prin_char_666 *Lute groaned in annoyance and took the cup of coffee in her hand* Yeah, yeah, whatever…it’s probably not even that good anyways… *She took a sip anyways*

@GrumpyLutenant *she hands the coffee to Lute* Here you go Lutie!

@SStriker642 *She pulled away from him and looked away again* I’m…going to go…so I can think of something…I’ve been thinking for hours now on what to do…

@GrumpyLutenant Zal: *cups lute chin* just do what your heart believes

@HeirToAdam *Lute pulled back slightly to look at him, still in the hug* Do you want me to bring you anywhere? I missed hanging out with my son

@GrumpyLutenant He hugged her back.

@SpearOfFaith Yeah…he is still upset with me and said he wanted me out of his life…

@GrumpyLutenant “Did you try explaining and apologizing?”

@Catlastor_kitty WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! THATS DISGUSTING!

@GrumpyLutenant “What your gonna bring to the birthday then your decapitated arm ?”

@SStriker642 I’m…trying to think of what to do…what to get him… *She looked away more and crossed her arms over her chest*

@GrumpyLutenant Zal: I know it may not look ok now but still maybe grab on the little bit of faith it’ll be ok *presses his forehead against hers*

@SpearOfFaith I feel so bad for forgetting and now he’s upset with me…

@GrumpyLutenant “That’s not like you, sis.”

@prin_char_666 *Lute watched with a glare, not saying anything yet*

@GrumpyLutenant *she snaps her fingers and the mess disappears* See good as new Lute! But I hope you enjoy it I made it just for you! *she pours coffee creamer into the coffee and this time doesn’t overflow it*

@HeirToAdam ABEL?! *She perked her wings up immediately and went over to him. Without another word she wrapped her arms and wings around him* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

@GrumpyLutenant “I don’t hate you, Mom…”

@prin_char_666 YOU KEPT OVERFLOWING THE CUP!!!! *She yelled loudly in anger and frustration. Lute might actually break down again*

@GrumpyLutenant “Hmmm not really but it’s fine everyone makes messes! It’s not like I can clean it or anything”

@eyeless_rp_ I’ll try my best… *She walked off by herself to try to think of something*

@GrumpyLutenant …okay then…you’ll find something. I know you will.

@prin_char_666 AND YOU MADE A HUGE MESS TOO!!! DO YOU EVEN WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING?! *She put her hands on her own hips*

@GrumpyLutenant “Vaggie seems to tolerate it so I think I’m going it right! Besides it’s unique right I know how to do things! but at least you know my skills I hope!”

@SStriker642 *She looked at him before looking away, wings drooping lower*

@GrumpyLutenant Zal: hey hey hey it’s ok *pats lutes head*

@eyeless_rp_ I’m…going to go try to think of what I can get him… *She turned away from him*

@GrumpyLutenant …You know what? We dealt with Goku a while back. Idk why this was so surprising to me. Well then, I’d take him to a hotdog restaurant, or get him a sickass pair of running shoes, or something like that idk.