Hannibal Howes

A young man had been crushed flat by a large object while working on a construction site. This large object had literally flattened him. I was going to go to the funeral till I found out it was going to be a closed casket. What fun is that? -Hannibal Howes.

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If a loved one comes home missing a few body parts don't panic. They're safe now. With the exception of missing a few vital organs, the aliens have gotten what they want and have returned your loved one. -Bill Howes, making the world a better place by explaining what humans are

~HUMAN MUTILATION~. In 1959 at Dyatlov Pass human remains were found with their eyes and tongues missing. This was early ~CATTLE MUTILATION~ caused by a certain type of ~ALIEN~ who enjoys eating such delicacies from humans and cows.

Washington DC's big event will be coming soon. -Bill Howes reporting for @FoxNews @cnnbrk @CBSNews @ABCNetwork @NBCNewYork

Tonight is the meeting of NECROPILLIA ANONYMOUS. It is there we will partake in the consumption of human bodies. As well as having sex with them. It starts at midnight at your city Hall. Politicians. Where else could you find such an immense gathering of ghouls?

I'm writing this ~GHOST STORY~. It's about this evil ghost that when you're sleeping grabs you by the balls causing excruciating pain. In a waking state, it's called divorce. -Bill "~SPOOKY~" Howes.

Having spent a lifetime like this the body order would creep into their bones. You can only imagine how badly they smelled. -Bill "~SPOOKY~" Howes.

I'm writing this ~GHOST STORY~. The entire cemetery is full of walking zombies on any given night. The fear factor is not the way they look. It's the way they smell. Not long ago people didn't bathe or use deodorants. Having spent a lifetime like this the body order would creep

So, I'm watching what I thought were home movies. This one long segment was about my sister. It turns out it was an incredibly scary show about dogman. It makes me ponder about my life. -Bill Howes.

Is necrophilism still against the law?

A good friend of mine works at a morgue. I asked him how works been lately. He said it's been dead all week.

I'll be that old-timer someday. In fact, I am! The way time passes is just too scary. 40 years ago seems like the other day. Hum. Think I'll change the subject. I'll think about sexy young women. That topic never grows old.

Seeing the technology we have now. I only wish I were ten years old. We only had 33 1/3 long play records, tv's and tape recorders. But, I'm sure some old-timer then wishes he had what I did then. I can't ask him cause for sure he's dead now. Wow. That's depressing.

Look how talented this young lady is. I bet she'd look even more talented if she were naked. Maybe not. But it would be even more fun to watch.【Attack on Titan | 진격의거인】 Guren No Yumiya Cover by A-YEON youtu.be/BqMUEEMMS2U via @YouTube

~WISDOM~. Show a man how to build a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Hannibal Howes.

I'm really excited about the next autopsy club meeting. It's Open Mike Night. -Hannibal Howes.

The Witch Cloud with Tim Renner and Chad Redding - Dec 4, 2021 youtu.be/0VCNDT7yiro via @YouTube

~AN~ old witch once told me. "It's common for a bear to shit in the woods. However. If a bear shits on a large spider's web deep in the woods. Beware. There are Dogman and Bigfoot nearby." -Bill Howes. I wouldn't lie to you. I'm an American and Americans near lie.

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