Alex Nicholas Heale 🇺🇦

@WokManLizard @SkySportsF1 It still works

@SkySportsF1 what we should have actually got

A first look at our brand new titles for the 2026 season 🤩🏁

@tomhfh What a stupid comparison

In the battle of Jutland, Britain deployed 79 destroyers. Today, we have just one available to send to the med.

Yes its a bad misspelling, but how does it automatically make them "woke"?

@bushontheradio Not so much for bedtime but I knew when my grandparents were over to babysit when I could hear the theme tune to "All Creatures Great and Small"

What TV theme do you associate with it being time for bed when you were a kid?

Must be scone related

@afneil @GMB He's a Money Saving Expert, Andrew. 90 dollars

Kemi Badenoch was able to handle herself but this three-to-one pile on should never have been allowed by @GMB. The presenters should have intervened. And just who the hell does Martin Lewis think he is?

@OfficialECFC @Minecraft Well done Charlie! Great work

Brick 🧱 by Brick 🧱 SJP looking awesome in @Minecraft thanks to young season ticket holder Charlie Copland’s half term project 🔥 👏🏻 #ECFC #SemperFidelis

@grecian10681068 @jordan2498r @ForeverWAFC Yeah that was a shock!

@HealeAlex @jordan2498r @ForeverWAFC On numerous occasions, and he never credited us once. Loathsome man. Although I'm very impressed with his new look though , so great credit to him for that 👏

Steve Evans says he was approached by a club this week… I can’t see who else it would’ve been if it wasn’t us. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 #wafc

@grecian10681068 @jordan2498r @ForeverWAFC What did you do? Beat his team completely fairly? He doesnt seem to like that

@jordan2498r @ForeverWAFC It won't be us . He hates us , and we hate him 10 x more . #ecfc

@thejamieseymour @jonreading35 @mrblthomas Yes, they've put it in Bradford

@jonreading35 @mrblthomas Wonder if they’ve got a parking space for him

#readingfc supporters 🤝 #ecfc supporters

@kalsjdhflkjsa @AWicker72721 @sophielouisecc @grok Mr Bean?

@AWicker72721 @sophielouisecc @grok what manipulation was in the Olympics 2012 opening ceremony?

There will never be an opening ceremony that will top London 2012 The pride I have for Britain seeing this is unmatched - pandemonium is THE BEST segment in an opening ceremony - cannot be topped.

@SandyofSuffolk @Allthenames2 Bloody hell. How moronic

@Allthenames2 Then she should have bought him food instead. 🙄

I wonder how much that 'poor' child's football shirt cost. 🙄🤔

@ChrisErrington1 It's giving the other clubs an advantage at this point. Whoever is selected will know they're playing Argyle but we've got to prepare for two different teams

One week tonight Argyle are supposed to be playing an important Vertu Trophy quarter-final but they still do not know whether it will be away to Luton or Swindon. Read More: ⬇️ #pafc plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/football…

@lembitopik Speak for yourself Lembit

Dear President Trump, looking for a country that urgently needs your help? Please buy the United Kingdom

@ArgyleLife1886 @htafc *after March 21st

@htafc Bali’s airport. Look after him. Excellent player on his day - just hope he refinds those days with you.

Prepare for takeoff 🛫 #htafc

@_hospital_pass @Element_M1ller You will have a strimmer and you will like it

@HealeAlex @Element_M1ller Gets his wages off our wage bill - if you lot aren’t paying fees due then we d have to get the lawyers in I guess to enforce ant debt / maybe we ll take a lawn mower in part ex

Why are there many comments from #pvfc about our lack of payments towards Tolaj? Do they know something we don’t? 🧐 #pafc

@StevenJonMiller @AnOddMetroid @WillieDowlingJ4

@AnOddMetroid @WillieDowlingJ4 Do I ?

🚨NEW: Donald Trump would sort out the U.K. cost of living crisis within a month.

@danny_robins I saw a baby ghost the other day, although it might have just been a handkerchief Credit: a comedian but can't remember who

SEND ME YOUR BEST PARANORMAL JOKES!!! Loving reading all of your responses to this week’s episode of #Uncanny, Case 8: Revenants and Revelations - one of the things I love best about the #UncannyCommunity is your sense of humour - with so many bloody scary cases, we need a bit of light relief sometimes to keep us sane. So, in the spirit of getting ready for pulling some Christmas crackers in next week's #Uncanny Christmas special, I'd love you to share your best Uncanny/paranormal joke! I'll post the best of them next week! And if you haven’t heard Case 8 yet listen on @BBCSounds or wherever you get your podcasts!

@Voodoov21 "Its mental that we are eligible to play for Portugal and Argentina"

Caption contest #pafc