Alan Wicker

@thisiknow_ @matthewdmarsden No. Your lack of knowledge is

@AWicker72721 @matthewdmarsden Your resentment is misplaced.

My measure of success is being married for 21 years and having 9 kids after coming from a broken home. You guys are the ones who berate my career.

@SonofManwithus Just watch lesbian porn and imagine you have a massive clit.

Yes I know I'm a simple person, low iq and not considerd smart by the world but.... I just don't understand how a male can be female?

@JesusisLord1968 @matthewdmarsden Maybe his time better spent. That's not a bad thing to say

@AWicker72721 @matthewdmarsden That’s called morality, look it up.

@lyncey_gilbe Einstein discovered atoms using pollen. My drunk take on things tonight.

NHS urges 'keep windows and doors shut' as alert issued April 8-12 for millions - The Mirror Because of pollen!!!! For crying out loud!!! This is ridiculous apple.news/AFv7BPePMS1CBA…

@piesneame @DominikDiamond We've all been there.

@DominikDiamond I’d love to live in my mother’s basement, but sadly she died sometime ago. I say basement, it was more of a cellar… And a fabulously well stocked one at that

For anyone who doubts the level of celebrity I still have in the UK? I was coming out the Central Bar in Arbroath last night at 930, walking down what used to be the old duel carriageway towards the harbour and someone rolled down their window and shouted “GAMESMASTER!” So GIRUY.

@UpSideDownClow3 @FringeViews The Charlie Chaplin movie when he gets chucked in the river is the funniest thing for 100 years

@FringeViews Go to a good comedy club. Hollywood has always been poison.

Do they even make comedy movies any more? suggest your fave below please. I need a laugh :) preferable NOT slapstick or Mel Brooks kind of things.

@grahamh941 @cygnus_dr That's living alright

@cygnus_dr I was unemployed for a couple of months in the 80s and signed on fortnightly It was AMAZING how many guys signed on in donkey jackets and work boots etc Some of them even got out of vans outside as well! If I didn't know better...........

Finding it hard to find a local tradesmen? Just pop into your local around 4pm in the afternoon.

@charlie_lawson1 If he wants to eat well yes

I do all the time.

@ctoon009 @MmisterNobody The only answer that made me smile.

NASA has problems communicating with the Artemis II astronauts... so how did Nixon call the Moon in 1969 with a rotary phone?

@MediaSOI Dear lord. I found that funny.

I just hope that the
black astronaut
survives his trip to
space. Last time a black guy
died of oxygen
starvation,
we never fucking
heard the end of it …

@Goosey30111568 Squirty American cream is the answer.

If you think Cream comes before Jam. You're a twat!!! End of

@KalebTheSocrat Trajectory was all wrong for a 9 iron come to think of it . Hmm..

If you think a couple Freemasons landed on the moon in 1969, planted a freemasonic flag & used some 9 irons to hit some golf balls on its surface. You’re brain dead intellectually.

@dirk7890 @sophielouisecc You deserve to be treated well. Do you remember max kaiser?

@AWicker72721 @sophielouisecc What do you mean?

About 9 million people of working age (16-64) are economically inactive They are the problem Not the pensioners who have worked their whole lives getting a measly £12k state pension that’s nowhere near the highest in Europe How about we spend less time picking on those who have worked - and more time calling out the unfairness of those who don’t. express.co.uk/news/uk/219153…

@dirk7890 @sophielouisecc Well maybe I'll sort you out. You never know.

@AWicker72721 @sophielouisecc I wish you couldn't be more wrong. A flat,never been on a plane or boat 😂

@dirk7890 @sophielouisecc At 60. You must have bought your house for 15k . It's now worth 750k. Go on a few cruises . Enjoy life

@AWicker72721 @sophielouisecc Mate I'm not being funny but at 60 years old people out age weren't brought up on computers she had a job with computers no one wants to train you.

@DearS_o_n Realised every human being is just a selfish self preserving cunt. And it's not up to me to make them feel better.

During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

@dirk7890 @sophielouisecc Can she not use a phone? Majority of jobs are just using a phone nowadays..

@sophielouisecc Excuse me my wife has severe osteoarthritis in both knees and can't work but would love to work and we claim no benefits 🤔

@GSpellchecker I remember when hitchens ruled the Internet narrative 20 years ago. Gspeller lives in a world decades ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you can’t just “dabble” in conspiracy theories. Once you buy into one, you’ve already loosened your grip on how you judge evidence and the door is now wide open for the next. The overlap between anti-vax conspiracies and this sort of silliness is so large it’s basically the same ecosystem: the same distrust of expertise, the same cherry-picked “evidence,” the same desire to feel like you’re part of a small group that’s in on the “truth.”