Jim Harris

@ryanherman15 @HarperCollinsUK @PavilionBooks This is brilliant and our friend is just turning 50 and obsessed with unique grounds. Is there any way to get a signed copy? Thanks!

Out on November 10! A global journey around 92 football grounds including the history, design, architecture, politics, controversies, matches and locations that make them remarkable including this beauty in Henningsvaer, Norway. #footballgrounds amazon.co.uk/Remarkable-Foo…

Wanted to share my experience of purchasing a @Hyundai below… Still awaiting a reply from the dealership…

@satchmo999_mark @ReubenPinder Nope. No one misses this guy.

@ReubenPinder I miss this guy. Cancelled before his second season Sad

Every single father in the UK this winter

@peacockTV @premierleague “The premier league is almost over… let’s end it now and just show commercials instead”

"The @PremierLeague season is almost over" Us:

@peacockTV Ads in the middle of live PL games now? I think we need to tell you to actually stream shows

Drop your most frequently used emoji and we'll tell you what to stream. 🦚

🙌🙌🙌 @Wesley_Fofanaa

@Worville @TheAthleticUK @RBLeipzig You’ll be missed on my morning walks with the dog Tom but congrats on a great opportunity with a very progressive and state driven club

@FootballCliches I thought a final hurrah for Fernando Redondo after he didn’t do it for AC Milan in 2004 would have been in there

This week's 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦... 🔊 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒅𝒋𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒍 ➡️ pod.fo/e/f27ca 🔊 𝑫𝒊𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒂𝒎 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒚𝒄𝒆'𝒔 𝑩𝒐𝒍𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑫𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑿𝑰 🇩🇰 ➡️ pod.fo/e/f316d

@FootballCliches @D_C_W Re: FIFA ball boys, surely they’d be “Ball Retrieval Operatives” outsourced to an official partner with full branding on their uniforms?

THE 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 PODCAST With me & @D_C_W for 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 is ex-Prem ace & Sky Sports man 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 🔊 Are diving headers extinct? 🔊 Inappropriate stadium goal music 🔊 The anatomy of an on-pitch bust-up LISTEN ⬇️

@FootballCliches 2/2 Peak ages: GK: 33 - still lithe & has good yrs ahead:,over “gaffs” FB: 27 - wiley defender, still has legs, given up on being a winger CB: 32 - perfected offside, has”nous”,“leader”, dark arts CM: 26/34 - lungs + brains Winger: 22 - fearless/tricky CF: 29 - Lineker ‘90

@FootballCliches 1/2 Best matchday food = chicken balti pukka pie at Leicester. Maybe because it’s never been available in the last few times I’ve been back home and the myth is growing in my mind on how great it is/was.

Recording 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦: 𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑢𝑡 𝐻𝑎𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐷𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑠 later, so: 🎙️ Has the match ball ever headed towards you in the stands? What did you do? 🎙️ Best/worst matchday food 🎙️ Your precise and highly scientific "peak age" for every position on the pitch

Nice to see that Pellegrini had clearly heard @Carra23 on @FootballCliches and didn’t go and grab the ball from the net after his goal just now #ITAESP

@FootballCliches “It’s an archetypal game of two halves” according to the man @arlowhite

Great to see @wwfcofficial new kit is eco friendly and a recycling from 2018. @oilysailor @FootballCliches #LCFC

Nonchalant Power League ref makes his return @FootballCliches

@NickMiller79 Loved this article Nick. Should have had some J-League references though. Some of their designs are insane!

Celebrate Freedom Day by reading about football shirts theathletic.com/2711087/2021/0…

@GeeqDoubt @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @JamesTMaw I was going to mention that Clattenburg is the disembodied voice of the laws here on ESPN. It often seems like he’s not been paying attention. Maybe they are disturbing his important work for the Mauritius FA?

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @JamesTMaw I believe *THAT MAN* Mark Clattenburg is the possible-penalty/VAR-guy-analyst for ESPN here in the states… hopefully he’s double dipping with BEIN sports as well? 🙏💯🤞

𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦: 𝑼𝒏𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 The sound of penalty rebounds, Luke Shaw territory, Big Sam’s Big Intro and the best way to use up 0.000009% of the time since England won the World Cup. with @CDEccleshare & @JamesTMaw ⬇️ LISTEN ⬇️

Hi ⁦@FedExHelp⁩ why am I getting missed delivery notifications when you are not attempting deliveries and are in fact not even delivering today?! This is the second time (today and Friday) but no one actually came to our house!

@StallionSama It’s gonna be a rip snorter. Here’s why: Ukraine can’t defend and are just mad all out, Sweden will be pumped to get a winnable game and Isak is gonna finally score the 50 goals he’s threatened, Kulu is back and starting. Most importantly, I have a work meeting so can’t watch

Its all fun and games until you realise Sweden Ukraine is the last game to hold us over until the quarters Please prove me wrong and be watchable.

@CThorpeFox86 Spent after that game