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@PopBase "Did not align once on set" is the most polite way to say absolute chaos happened and nobody is talking about it yet.

As how now?? This could literally be a taboo. This bride price list didn't come from love. It came from greed dressed in tradition. 5,100 bags of cement. 30 virgin goats. Two iPhones. Solar panel. Fuel. By the time this man finishes paying he won't have money for the wedding, the honeymoon or the actual marriage. And if he ever tries to leave she becomes "property reclaimed." This is not culture. This is commerce. They priced their daughter like a building contract and wonder why he ran. Honestly? He didn't lose a wife. He dodged a bill he'd be paying for the rest of his life.

Lady cries out after her boyfriend ended their six-year relationship after seeing her bride price list, which included 5 fat cows, 50 broiler chickens, 30 vir&!n goats, 5,100 bags of cement, 500 tubers of yam, ₦10 million for the family, ₦5 million for the community, an iPhone 17 Air for the bride’s mother, iPhone 17 Pro Max for the father, 10 bags of foreign rice, 50 liters of fuel, solar panel, and more. 😭

@ALEXAGY0 The accuracy. The precision. The betrayal with zero hesitation. This is not petty. This is art.

my bitch ass neighbor called the police cause I was smoking on the balcony. The police came and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. they ask where'd u buy it? I said from the neighbor now they at his house searching his shit.

My boyfriend said he needed space. I gave him space. Packed his things into that space. Changed the locks on that space. Sent his mother a fruit basket for raising someone else's problem.

I liked him for three years. Three years of sitting close enough to smell his cologne and pretending I wasn't counting the seconds. He never knew I existed. Not really. I was just "oh yeah, her." ... One day I finally said it. Told him everything. The three years. The counting. All of it. He laughed. Not cruelly. Just surprised. Like the idea had never once crossed his mind and he didn't know what else to do with his face. That laugh aged me. ... A week later he asked my best friend out. She said yes without telling me first. I found out at lunch when she showed me his text with a smile so wide she didn't even notice my face. I said "oh my God congratulations." I excused myself to the bathroom. Sat on the floor for four minutes. Came back out and finished my food. ... They almost didn't work out once. Six months in he called me... ME, to talk about their fight. I listened. I gave advice. I told him she was worth fighting for. They've been together four years now. Engaged last Christmas. I was a bridesmaid at the proposal dinner. Held the camera while he got down on one knee. She screamed yes. Everyone cried. I cried the hardest. Nobody knew why except me. ... I'm not telling this story for sympathy. I'm telling it because somewhere out there someone is holding a feeling that heavy completely alone and I want them to know ... you are not crazy. you are not pathetic. you just loved someone in silence for so long it became part of your bones. And that deserves to be said out loud at least once. ... Someone sent me this. I had to share.

@stillrose7 彼女は傷ついた痛みを、自分を壊すためじゃなく、自分を建てるために使った。 それが全部だと思う。

25歳の頃、婚約していた4歳年上の彼に浮気され、結局彼はその浮気相手と結婚してしまった。趣味のサーフィンで出会ったというアナウンサーだった。 「なんで浮気されちゃったんだろう」と、一回り年上の先輩女性に聞いたら、 「Roseちゃんのレベルが彼のレベルに合ってなかったのよ」って。 若いだけが取り柄の何もない女だと言われた私は自分自身をレベルアップしようと決意。 転職し、海外出張をバリバリこなし年収を倍に上げ、ワインの資格や英会話、ゴルフに勤しんでいたら、逆に「自分に合いそうな人がいない」となってしまい、気づいたら34歳になっていた。 そんなある日、ロンドンから東京に出張できていた同僚とワインの話で意気投合。その3ヶ月後に私はイギリスに渡英した。交際0日婚だった。 自分に相応しい相手というのは、良いタイミングで必ず現れるのだと思う。 だったら自分のレベルを下げて選ばれるより、レベルを上げて自分に相応しい相手を選ぶ方がいいよね。

@clarx333 Definitely 9

Vous dormez comment la nuit?

@TWOTIMESABITCH And she won't even tell him it happened. One day she's just done. Fully, quietly, irreversibly done.

PSYCHOLOGY FACT: when a woman keeps solving everything alone while in a relationship, her brain stops seeing her partner as safe support and starts seeing him as dead weight once that switch flips, attraction quietly fades no matter how much history they share.

@NglMaya "I'm not like other guys" is always said by the most other guy in the room.

He says “I’m not like other guys” but treats you like an option. Baby, that’s exactly how other guys act. Next chapter please 🚪

@PATRIOT2117 Sam was not playing about those vows😂

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother. “How was the honeymoon?" “Oh, Mama," she replied. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying, "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said. "Calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. “I'm so embarrassed! They’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" “Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

@MikeBales The mother did the math and chose peace.

A daughter calls her mother and says, “I’m divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece.” Her mother says, “You’re married to a multimillionaire businessman! You live in an 8-bedroom mansion! You drive a $250,000 Ferrari! You get $2,000 a week allowance! You take 6 vacations a year! … and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”

@nyp_qoo 「お礼はいりません。自分も昔、助けてもらったので。」 善意って、こうやって静かに循環してるんだな。

父が給料日に、16万円を全部落とした。 家族4人の1ヶ月分だった。 父が青ざめて帰ってきた。 「どうしたの。」 「お金を落とした。」 母が黙った。 「全部？」 「全部。」 「いくら。」 「16万円。」 母がまた黙った。 長い沈黙だった。 「探したの。」 「3時間探した。」 「なかったの。」 「なかった。」 父が床に座った。 「ごめん。」 母が少し間を置いた。 「ご飯にしよう。」 「怒らないの。」 「怒っても16万円は戻らないから。」 冷蔵庫にあるもので母がご飯を作った。 4人で食べた。 父がずっと黙っていた。 「お父さん、食べてよ。」 「食べられない。」 「なんで。」 「情けなくて。」 母が父の茶碗にご飯をよそった。 「情けなくても食べないと動けないから。」 父が泣きながら食べた。 翌朝、父が早く出かけた。 夕方、帰ってきた。 封筒を持っていた。 「なんで封筒持ってるの。」 父が少し間を置いた。 「見つかった。」

@dokuneee 「うん」って言って本当に終わらせた女が一番怖い。

男「お前さ、もう連絡してくんなよ」 女「うん、わかった」 … 男「未練あるんだろ？w」 女「ないよ」 男「強がんなって」 女「うん」 … 1ヶ月後 新カノ「元カノしつこくない？大丈夫？」 男「あー、まだ俺のこと好きみたいでさw」 新カノ「かわいそ〜w」 ↓

@louisprteam_ At this point Travis Kelce is just another chapter in the album we didn't ask for but will stream anyway.

Stefon Diggs had a baby with Cardi B in November. Was cheating by February. The baby wasn't even walking yet.

If love is free, why are men still asking what you bring to the table?

@ugowonni65679 @perkmaybe Done

@HushSyntax @perkmaybe Fb

You can gain 600 followers per day. If you want to gain followers, drop "Hi" and connect with everyone who likes it. I’ll do shoutouts for my active followers.

@VyyMar8102 @perkmaybe Done

@HushSyntax @perkmaybe Fb

@jehniiee Hello .. I follow bank really fast

Megan Thee Stallion really said Klay Thompson was cheating like we weren't going to find that video. Babe. You were also in the field. At this point, babes be motivated into celibacy.

@beefinthehole @alfkkifine Did I lie?

@HushSyntax @alfkkifine You just projected.

Men: "I wouldn't date a woman who's ever been a stripper” In that case, I wouldn't date a man who's ever been to a strip club. Men: “I wouldn't date a woman who's ever done porn” In that case too, I wouldn't date a man who's ever watched porn. You're the reason sex workers and porn exist. Porn exists because men are the demand to the supply. If you disdain sex workers, you don’t get to consume their labour. As they say in the industry, "Men jack off with the left hand and point with the right."