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miami girls who “don’t really do this anymore” 15 minutes after a bag appears

@MurrayHillGuy1 2nd from left has no idea who Tyler Kolek is but just to be ~different~

You just know these hoes bought these jerseys last week

@LeadingReport welp. i’ve officially had an investment lose money.

OIL PRICES PLUNGE AMID IRAN NEGOTIATIONS, per Fox News.

@Polymarket USPS used to just lose my packages. now they’re the face of the election. truly incredible growth

JUST IN: U.S. Postal Service proposes blocking mail ballots in states that refuse to hand over voter roll data.

@Colonel_Keez #comfortablecouch

@IronChestCap Very comfortable actually

Lately, I've been sleeping on the boneless #couch instead of in my bed

@Geiger_Capital not surprised. cocaine costs have skyrocketed in recent weeks.

$COLO +20% Did you listen to me, anon??

@MurrayHillGuy1 people work, they just don’t let it interfere with lunch, dinner, breakfast, pickleball, a 3:30pm happy hour, 10:15am tee times, or mondays and fridays in general.

Been in Miami for 3 hours. Surprisingly seen a ton of Knicks jerseys, but also 100’s of World Cup jerseys. Brazil is the leader. I’m slowly learning Spanish. Does anyone actually work in this city?

@signulll siri could cure cancer tomorrow and I’d still assume she misunderstood me

i’ve owned every iphone ever made & i can safely now say this.. the new siri is a few years late but absurdly good. really good. like what it should've been from the very start. it's genuinely conversational. it has all of the context by default. it feels native as part of the iphone hardware itself. & the dedicated camera button finally justifies its existence as an instant visual intelligence trigger. the reactive layer is basically done. & apple did an excellent job here. lots of small elements to add over time though like custom instructions perhaps. but what’s still missing is proactive & agentic siri which is the siri that acts before you ask. that's the siri that notices, coordinates, books, filters, negotiates, & kills half the reasons you open apps in the first place. but that's also the version that eats the app store.

@TainoKnK @LeadingReport @HunterBiden same here def would’ve found it after all this time

@IronChestCap @LeadingReport @HunterBiden I don’t believe anything #CNN say 🙆🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Hazmat Pentagon incident was a false alarm, per CNN.

@thymeless77 @LeadingReport i feel like it should spiritually mirror “refried beans” in a sense

@IronChestCap @LeadingReport Tran-trans.

Cleveland Clinic agrees to end youth ‘trans care’ and has committed millions of dollars for detransition care.

@ONLYinDADE he def posted a selfie vid of this on his IG story saying “my life rlly a movie”

Why are we like this…😂| #ONLYinDADE

@Polymarket Waymo’s first national ad is just going to be two people aggressively making out in the back seat while nobody is forced to pretend they’re watching the road.

JUST IN: Waymo will reportedly launch its first national TV ads during the World Cup.

@Vandelay_Ind__ Fair criticism. I should’ve waited until at least day 3 before conducting a public performance review.

@IronChestCap Making up fake stories about being a dick to interns makes you look so cool and totally not like an absolute loser bro

Day 1 for the intern is officially in the books. Net contribution was negative after she returned with a cappuccino when I very clearly requested a black americano. Were she not a hot Asian woman, HR would already be involved. Cautiously optimistic for Day 2.

@unusual_whales AI is now officially responsible for both too many workers and not enough workers. Impressive stuff

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos has said that AI will create a labor shortage

@Polymarket the AI founder who spent $400k on launch parties and $0 on customers is having a rough Thursday

JUST IN: Franklin Templeton strategist says Wall Street is “no longer rewarding AI spending without proof of profits.”

@bearlyprofit @unusual_whales

@IronChestCap @unusual_whales

"The Strait of Hormuz remains open for transit," US Central Command has said.

@Polymarket one 7 away from derailing every 7-14 year old in america

NEW: Congo announces confirmed Ebola cases have risen to 676.