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@Itsbenaa__ @mide_io In reality si hivo bois ๐
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@Itsbenaa__ Usinunue sahi ngoja season ianze, bure hizi za dahi ziih๐
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@mide_io Namwaga the moment nimeiona
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In Gatundu, daughter of Mumbi has found herself in a very sticky situation after getting firmly lodged in a mud pit while tending to her nduma farm. Several local men whose daily diet consists primarily of cheap ethanol and waru, rushed to the scene as first responders. Unfortunately, their rescue mission ended in spectacular failure after their bodies declined to cooperate with their ambitions.
Witnesses say every attempt to pull Mama Njoro out only resulted in the rescuers losing slippers, dignity, and the little balance they had left. Frustrated villagers are now appealing to the Kiambu County Government to dispatch an excavator immediately.
If help does not arrive soon, Mama Njoro may be forced to spend the night in the mud and could wake up tomorrow as Gatundu's first officially recognized human mudfish.
The rescue efforts have been temporarily suspended as the rescue team has gone to recharge at the nearest Kanamba speciioo refilling station,,, Ni mbaya! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.๐
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@Itsbenaa__ ๐๐ umesema ganji ndo inabonga
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@Itsbenaa__ Aiii kulipa tena ๐
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