J is over at Blue Sky now☕️🦋

So ladies, fish, and gentlemen Here's my angled dream See me in the Blue Sky bag And meet me by the sea!

a special drawing for special agent dale cooper 📻

@OffhandDisney @UniStudios I think the kids say “goated” I don’t know if that’s right, but you rule!

@UniStudios A new PeopleMover for Disneyland I'm sorry

If you had 5 minutes in Universal Studios and our corporate credit card (shhh... don't tell our bosses), what would you buy?

Putting together a canon

@schumisnoopy Denise!

some of my favorite moments from twin peaks ☕️

“Today, famed hate-monger JK Rowling celebrates victory over a marginalized minority This is but the next step in Wretched Bigot and Hostile Transphobe JK Rowling’s plan to further oppress an already suffering minority. JK has a long-standing obsession with strangers’ genitals.”

Welp she tried 🧙‍♀️🔥

@litprof2 @MJMcKean As in Dolly Parton

@MJMcKean When someone says they’re Christian, I need to know if they mean as in MLK, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Simone Weil, Berrigan Brothers, Mr. Rogers, & Jimmy Carter, or Torquemada, Fr. Coughlin, Phyllis Schlafly, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Anders Breivik & the BTK Killer.

Department of Unintentional Satire

The Duality Of 5 Stars

all bc i said there’s no need to use the r word btw

me on my way to the job i prayed for

@carouselshotgun I *just* finished the first episode of SEVERANCE… It’s really good. For a show I knew would be good, it’s really well done. No Spoilers, I promise

me dodging all of the yellowjackets and severance spoilers in case i want to watch them one day

@carouselshotgun SILENY NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4 The flick that took “Bill Mosley with a glass dome over his exposed brains” and made it boring.

post 4 horror movies you truly hate we’re being haters today, everyone join in

current mood

@spittinchiclets @J_MillsSr

“When I was breaking Gordie Howe’s record, he was there. And I said 2 years ago that if Alex gets close to my record, I’ll be here.” Nothing but class from the Great One following the #Gr8Chase