Jacob Kaplan 🇺🇦

JD Vance on government funding for interpreters: "People should be speaking English in the United States of America. I think that's common sense."

I'm going to take being able to soar 30,000ft in the air and travelling to foreign countries in a couple hours over 300 cows being tortured to death in 3ft of their own shit in a cramped barn I'm gonna be real

Here are the FACTS.   On February 19, 2026, Buffalo Police Department alerted Border Patrol about a non-citizen in their custody.   Our agents confirmed that Mr. Shah Alam entered the United States as a refugee on December 24, 2024, and was not amenable to removal.   Border Patrol agents offered him a courtesy ride, which he chose to accept to a coffee shop, determined to be a warm, safe location near his last known address, rather than be released directly from the Border Patrol station.   He showed no signs of distress, mobility issues, or disabilities requiring special assistance.

Most Americans still don’t fully understand what happened under Biden… 8% of Nicaragua entered the US in 4 years. 8% of the entire country. 7% of Cuba. 6% of Haiti. 5% of Honduras.

So it turns out that the bribe that got Trump to sell the UAE advance artificial intelligence chips is WAY bigger than we knew. It's not just that MGX facilitated a $2b purchase with Trump's stablecoin. The UAE actually bought 49% of his whole fucking crypto company!

When life gives you lemons... ⛓️

Judge Schiltz says Lemon and his producer “were not protestors at all; instead, they were a journalist and his producer. There is no evidence that those two engaged in any criminal behavior or conspired to do so.”