John Ternus (Parody)

For the past 25 years, I have had wonderful experiences with Apple, working collaboratively as Vice President and Hardware Engineering. I have made great friends and relationships with people such as Tim Cook and Steve Jobs, who are incredibly talented people. Today, I am delighted to announce that I will become Apple’s next CEO starting September 1st, and we cannot wait to bring you an exciting future ahead!! ⚡️ I am a parody account, not impersonating, but please feel to follow — on a genuine note, this is a new Era for apple, and Tim will be missed.

@zeedezigns Potentially for one more model! We might bring 17 Pro’s unibody design.

Will the base iPhone 18 maintain the same camera layout as the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16?

We can’t wait to bring this, and show the world!!

This is so cool, I have to admit. #apple style 🔥😍

@OldInternetFeel ICONIC

@zollotech This is cool

Apple just announced a new update to auto-renewable 12 month subscriptions. You can cancel at any time now to keep them from auto-renewing. You can also see payments made and remaining. It will work onion 26.4 and then iOS 26.5, iOS 26.5 and and iPad, Mac and Vision Pro in May.

@rsuyoy Jonny was iconic.

WE NEED JONNY IVE-STYLE DESIGN VIDEOS BUT FOR SOFTWARE

@shutupraster We’re wishing you a happy birthday!!

guys its my birthday tomorrow

@xareg09 🤝

Hope you’ll read it @JohmTemus

@Kappaemme1926 @emanueledpt @SharmaKarma1028 @tim_cook No it’s not 😭

@emanueledpt @SharmaKarma1028 @tim_cook @JohmTemus

Did anyone here switch from Claude Code to Codex? Feels like a lot of people are making that move lately.

@dooglelmao @theapplehub We’re not commenting other than the fact, you’re using an iOS 18 wallpaper. It’s outdated!! Change it!!

Lol BugOS 26

@_prophet_futu We’re glad you like it.

Apple’s incorporation of color-infused Matt glass into their products is one of their most remarkable achievements.

@Saad_Ism_ We’re trying our best.

Really hope John Ternus can tern software quality around at Apple.

@theapplehub We can’t wait to bring you this.

These are the rumored features coming to the AirPods Pro 4 coming later this year 🔥

@9to5mac @iryantldr We love it

John Ternus explains what he thinks of Apple Vision Pro 9to5mac.com/2026/04/23/joh… by @iryantldr

I’m curious, what’s your battery health on your iPhone? Let me know 👇🏻

@1xChucky @MacRumors The rumours are saying base iPhone 18, not Pro models!!

@JohmTemus @MacRumors Apple literally downgraded iPhone 18 series lol. I think they over did it and had to nerf some stuffs, it’s all over the news

Latest iPhone 18 Pro Max Dummies Suggest Thicker Camera Plateau, More Protruding Lenses macrumors.com/2026/04/23/iph…

@bakersparadis Looking great

Do you use protection with your iPhone, or risk it without? I’m curious to know.

@EuropeMacApps Why is that?

@JohmTemus bring me back the Mac Pro and Jony Ive

👋🏻 Good afternoon, my friends. I would like your honest opinion: ➡️ Do I, (John Ternus) fit as a perfect candidate as Apple’s upcoming CEO? ➡️ Am I a suitable successor to Tim Cook? ➡️ Do I have the green light from Steve Jobs? ⚡️ I really want a good future for Apple.

@shit_queen Hope you get your CEO role soon!

@dodgeblake We will release a product such as that if we’re sure it will be a hit, but also pass rigorous testing to ensure safety, easy of operation, and more.

This is your regular reminder that Apple started working on a Pixar lamp (many ppl now refer to it posthumously as the iLamp) that is expressive and reminds you to take care of yourself/drink water, and is also a lamp — but then killed it because Tim Cook doesn't care if you live or die. @JohmTemus I implore you to convene with the spirit of Steve Jobs and abide by his enthusiastic instructions to please release the iLamp in Bondi Blue.