Blake Dodge

@greg16676935420 @EvanMilenko can you weigh in here

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

@slotkinjr @TheAtlantic literally

@dodgeblake @TheAtlantic .@dodgeblake being called right wing

.@TheAtlantic can you please identify us accurately? We identify as "the Thiel-backed *MAGA warriors for Christ publication," ffs. *I myself am not "right-wing," but that's not relevant since I wrote the story you're citing here.

There is more intellectual and political diversity at Pirate Wires than the NYT because of Solana's values. We have current and former MAGA ppl, anarchists, libertarians, and far leftists, including former leftists ACTIVISTs. I myself am a former investigative reporter who uncovered wrongdoing in Silicon Valley. Saying Solana is purely an ideologue whose goal is to ramp up polarization is a total miss, and you don't have to take anyone's word for that. Just look at what he is building

@micsolana @mattyglesias Another billionaire punching down on the press 😭

Just check with me first about who you specifically donate to, because following the Solana path of trying to ramp up polarization to the max is going to end in tears for everyone.

@micsolana @TheAtlantic I hold a gun to his head sometimes. "say the immigrants are bad," I whisper. Unbeknownst to him, Peter Thiel is holding a gun to MY head, whispering, "don't turn your head, I wish not to be seen." I nod in acknowledgment.

@dodgeblake @TheAtlantic don't believe this person we call her MTG in slack, she's the worst one. she forces me to have all of my bad opinions.

@cber91 waht

@dodgeblake This guy is such a loser. Blocked my months ago because I called him out for trying to turn the surveillance state tech company merch into the new supreme using fake hype and artificial scarcity.

How to land a job as Palantir's head of vibes: - wear a crappy Palantir hat at your old gig so often that the org makes you its liaison to Palantir - in that capacity, meet Alex Karp - say "I'll start on Monday" when he spontaneously asks how you'd respond to being offered a job - identify the opportunity cost of that forgotten little cost center of a merch store that you once bought a crappy hat from - pitch Karp on making the hats (and shirts) awesome - use awesome hats (and shirts) to demonstrate the existence of Palantir's fans and also to create new ones Meet Palantir's vibrations wizard, also known as the lead senior intern of the garment division, @eliano:

the atlantic is misideologizing us. all we ask is to be called what we are: market-fundamentalist civilizational chauvinist space-imperialist propaganda cartel pirate wires.

@huntryerson many ppl saying

At this point, @dodgeblake is Palantir’s de facto Journo of Record. Other media companies shouldn’t even try.

@eliano @molwelch @MabreyTed dang are we sure this killer isn’t head of vibes?

@molwelch @dodgeblake @MabreyTed ppl don’t forget

When Alex Karp spontaneously asks how you’d respond to being offered a job at Palantir, do not ask stupid questions like “What is the job?” Just say “I’ll start on Monday,” like @eliano did. Now he’s the head of vibes. 👇 piratewires.com/p/meet-palanti…

God is weird

the Palantir Store is so successful they just launched international pop-ups. like. an american data integration co is making people in tokyo and seoul line up around the block lmao

@HarrisSockel 😂

the "unnameable" publication here is NYMag fyi

@MollySOShea @eliano hear me out: kim possible utility onesie in military green. modeled by hot molly (and me, her evil twin)

@dodgeblake @eliano

"These vibes are not accidental" PLTR x @eliano 🔥

just say no to the peter thiel bot slop industrial complex when you see it, look away

@eventidia lol

the perenially funny @dodgeblake always has the best bite of Palantirian news