
Johnny Two Ts
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@convosandbeer @NerdAthleticz Young pussy is peak. Nothing weird about it.
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@NerdAthleticz It's pervy and desperate I won't lie, I personally wouldn't date a 19 year old while I'm 30 but I'm the grand scheme she's an adult.
It's not illegal just.... weird.
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Quite literally why do we let 19 year old itty bitty lil girlies vote then ?
Girly 💌@YvTsl
A fucking 29 year old man who took a 19 year old girl out on a fucking date. Literally disgusting.
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@Pcrawjr @emmma_camp_ United 93 was solid even if it was based on a lie.
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@emmma_camp_ Of course not. No great art about 9/11 for that matter. Our literary soul is no more.
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@HarmeetKDhillon “Diet” drinks are measurably worse for you than those with real sugar
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@Cernovich Doesn’t seem like something that would happen to a luminary like yourself.
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Like Trump, I got gassed up by the neocons and Big Tech’s promises. They were either lying or unable to deliver. Iran is far more formidable than we were briefed on.
In any case, the enlistment age is now 42. Have you asked your favorite podcaster if they are signing up?
Matt Bracken@Matt_Bracken48
@Cernovich I'm confused.
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I feel sorry for people who don’t understand what is really going on.
Kaitlan Collins@kaitlancollins
President Trump issues a new deadline for Iran.
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TJ MAXX OR NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
OFFICER GETS BEAR SPRAYED
At what point does shoplifting turn into a serious felony? (bear spray seems like that point 😬)
Should using bear spray on an officer automatically mean jail time no questions asked?
Bear spray in TJ Maxx?? Yeah…y’all not shoplifters…y’all terrorists on a budget 💀
TJ Maxx said “maximum savings”…they meant MAXIMUM CHAOS
Officer pulls up to TJ Maxx ready for a light shoplifting call…easy work, right?
NOPE.
Before he even gets inside…he spots a dad out here acting like it’s WWE SmackDown on his own kid 😳
Officer hits the brakes like “sir…what are we doing???” and detains him real quick.
Now he finally heads inside thinking, “okay NOW we handle the shoplifting…”
WRONG AGAIN.
As he walks up to the suspects…they turn into full wilderness survival mode and BLAST this man with BEAR SPRAY 🐻💀
Not pepper spray…not mace…BEAR SPRAY.
Man went from TJ Maxx to National Geographic in 0.5 seconds.
Officer standing there blind, coughing, probably questioning every career decision he’s ever made…
All over some clearance rack hoodies 😭
Meanwhile the suspects thinking they’re on an episode of “Survivor: Retail Edition.”
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@povcops I guess I’m the only one who thinks that was totally excessive and unnecessary for a teenage girl to be treated like that - even having her shirt ripped off
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@jarodzsz ChatGPT doesn't use spaces for emdashes
You know who always types fast and commits dumb mistake like those? Miley, read her old posts, it's everywhere
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the way you can see the extra space after "show" because she removed the chat gpt em dash
Miley Cyrus@MileyCyrus
Celebrating Hannah Montana isn’t just honoring a show it’s a full-circle moment for me. HM was the beginning of the life I know now. The bond my fans and I share is as rare and beautiful as this whole journey has been. I adore you all and love you deeply. This anniversary special is a gift from me to younger you, my way of saying thank you for your loyalty and for growing with me every step of the way. This song says it all… “Younger You (from The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special)” out Friday.
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Ngl, I'm pretty disappointed after the official release of Seedance 2.0 on @dreamina_ai . 💔 I did SO many tests before the drop, and the pre-release model was absolutely mind-blowing. But yesterday's official launch? There's definitely a downgrade, tbh.
Here’s what’s broken rn:
🚩 Prompt adherence: Ignored. The exact same prompts that worked flawlessly a few days ago now give completely different/worse results.
🚩 Camera control: Nerfed. The model just can't pull off the complex angles and camera movements it used to.
🚩 Physics & Audio: Human movements look way less realistic/stiff, and the audio quality took a hit too.
🚩 Artifacts: My prompts are meticulously timed (from 1s to 15s). Why am I suddenly getting 3 seconds of just pure black screen? 💀
Look, I 100% support tweaking models to avoid copyright/IP issues. I’m all for it. But fixing copyright shouldn't completely break body physics, sound, camera dynamics, and introduce wild visual glitches.
Please @dreamina_ai , bring back the magic of that pre-release model! We know how insanely good it can be. 🙏
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@hippojuicefilm Who cares how gay it looks. I bet he shoots better than you. All that matters.
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@druski Seeing a lot of “but if a white person does blackface nywe nywe…”
Caucasians never suffered racial prejudice in their entire existence.
They were never enslaved. This can’t be offensive to them.
They do not have a right to be offended by this as we never enslaved them.
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Indiana WR Nick Marsh wore gold cleats to IU's first spring camp session. Curt Cignetti was not pleased to see that.
"He learned what getting your ass ripped is all about. I don't know if that happened to him very often at Michigan State." #iufb
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Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?
DRUSKI@druski
How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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@RacialEqualizer @steven85503 @gunthriftstore @Jared_Kelly7 Merely pointed out gold cleats are tacky, ghetto behavior. Now you’re chimping.
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@JohnnyTwoTs @steven85503 @gunthriftstore @Jared_Kelly7 Explain how I’m in my feelings compared to the original comment…. Just keep making yourself look dumber and dumber. Typical haha
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