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Johnny Two Ts

@JohnnyTwoTs

elsewhere Katılım Temmuz 2021
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George Jarjour
George Jarjour@GeorgeOnTap·
People saying this shouldn’t be a penalty for Spain. If you throw a 50 yard heave into the end zone and there’s PI in end zone ball is placed on 1 yard line. First and goal is a 68% conversion rate for touchdown. PK in World Cup is 65% conversion
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Anders
Anders@AndersPicks·
Soccer may be a more flawed sport than Basketball The fact that a guy who doesn’t have a scoring chance gets accidently kicked by a guy going for the ball that doesn’t see him, and gets rewarded with a penalty shot(in a sport where no one scores ever) is hilarious I’m on Spain btw
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Spencer Smoked
Spencer Smoked@spencer_smoked·
@JohnnyTwoTs @AndersPicks Yes, facts and statistics make ME the retard 🤣 there’s a reason people are liking my comment and you’re crying about it
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Johnny Two Ts
Johnny Two Ts@JohnnyTwoTs·
@spencer_smoked @AndersPicks I mean if you watch the games it’s not hard to understand what a massive advantage the kicker has vs the goalie. I understand you would rather be retarded to make your little point though.
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corpsicant.
corpsicant.@corpsicant·
@3xcalibaneur Let’s not forget fraternities got one shotted out of existence bc they couldn’t stop raping
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My experience in hanging out with male models, frat bros, and student athletes, vs the big chud tent (table top gamers, channers, chess players, etc.) is that the former are just better people—they’re open, sociable, and can catch a hint. The latter are riddled with neuroses.
ajay@apratirathah

This show is a a girl's fantasy where the tallest, hottest and most athletic guys are also the most gentle and understanding while the average looking normal height guys are toxic when in reality the former is more likely to be a dickhead with a body count of 45 and the latter be just a chill dude lol. Great show nonetheless, but couldn't help but notice this.

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Daddy Warpig
Daddy Warpig@DaddyWarpig·
Today in “Women who would be many times more attractive without the tattoo.”
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Mason Home Builder
Mason Home Builder@bankertobuilder·
Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day
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Roy E.Williams,Jr.
Roy E.Williams,Jr.@mrroy944·
@loginlivelife That man did not lie at all. They lied! She called and she said, They cancelled his reservation. Which means he had one.
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Vundras 🇿🇦
Vundras 🇿🇦@loginlivelife·
Can we have clips of Nigerians traveling legally and behaving like decent human beings.?
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Arthur MacWaters
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters·
They don't want you to know this but you can literally > go to church > sit next to a beautiful girl > say hello > ask her to dinner > tell her you love her after 3 weeks > ask her to marry you after 11 months And this beautiful creature will literally live with you in your house and sleep in your bed Absolutely insane life hack. Total glitch in the matrix, surprised they haven't patched this exploit
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters

Having a wife is literally the best thing ever man Life really is just richer

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Nathan Jahnke
Nathan Jahnke@FFNateJahnke·
Avengers Doomsday comes out 12/17 49ers/Chargers are TNF 2 Bowl Games + 1 CFP game Friday Seahawks/Eagles, Bears/Bills, 3 CFP games on Saturday Full NFL Sunday I will figure this out somehow
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Nick B
Nick B@NickBTGB·
@rotoworld_fb Can everyone not see that Aiyuk is never playing in the NFL again? Guy is having a Chandler Jones like brain break. CTE has set in.
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Johnny Two Ts
Johnny Two Ts@JohnnyTwoTs·
@evanhill No. Europeans will just whine about how those are the rules.
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@BenVolin Maybe the French defender has a responsibility to not swing his leg so carelessly? You need to be extra careful in the penalty area, that’s the whole point
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Ben Volin
Ben Volin@BenVolin·
Another case where the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. A penalty, yes, but basically handing Spain a free goal
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J. D.
J. D.@JD31557·
@BenVolin Accept that FIFA is not going to change 100 years of rules because some Americans watch soccer once every four years. Bitching about the rules is getting tedious.
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Michael Marder
Michael Marder@mdmarder·
@Learnball__ @Jacobtheclipper It's not guaranteed. Messi missed two penalties in this tournament, more in his career. Penalty shootouts are anything BUT guaranteed goals. The defender wasn't aware of his surroundings. Yamal earned that by being first to the ball, just like any other challenge.
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Jacob
Jacob@Jacobtheclipper·
So if the ball is in the air you can just run into the foot of a player just winding up to kick it and you get a penalty?! This sport is a JOKE and why us Americans will never really care about it. We don’t reward stupid tactics like this ✌️
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Sam/FIFA Brit
Sam/FIFA Brit@FIFABrit·
@BrknBallsSports Hilariously idiotic comparison Digne made the decision to blindly 180 kick aimlessly at the ball Yamal has every right to close down the defender and try to win the ball himself Digne whiffed, didn’t get the ball, and karate kicked Yamal instead. Obvious penalty
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Breaking Balls Sports
Breaking Balls Sports@BrknBallsSports·
Can you imagine leaning into a pitch and being rewarded a home run
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Spencer Smoked
Spencer Smoked@spencer_smoked·
@AndersPicks Lmao thats like saying you “accidentally” blocked a guy in the back in football or you “accidentally swatted a guys head” in basketball Why do you idiots think intent matters more than the action that occured? IT WAS A FOUL BY EVERY DEFINITION OF A FOUL
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