Jumbling Jerry Johnson

If you are following me, you should probably mute me because I talk a lot of shit

@stevenek01ox @BBCSport "Soccer"

@BBCSport Well, who knew handing the world's biggest football tournament to a country that treats soccer like a forgotten sock could lead to such epic failures?! FIFA messed up everything. The Worst world cup

Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup finals, has been denied entry to the United States.

@LunaMotif What happens when Gloria Estefan and Boards of Canada have consensual sex on a second date? You guessed it: Frank Stallone

What happens when RHCP and Beastie Boys have a weirder, more mystical love child? Shapeless Pursuits. Check out the full video on YT.

@RTEsport Hitler couldn't manage this in his wildest dreams. Well done, rte!

The Republic of Ireland's home Nations League fixture with Israel will be moved to a neutral venue, RTÉ Sport understands, pending UEFA approval. rte.ie/sport/soccer/2…

@melvinwpeters @ASAP_H6 @PolitlcsGlobal @Makaveli26_ @TheAthleticFC Read that back to yourself. Aloud, if possible

@ASAP_H6 @PolitlcsGlobal @Makaveli26_ @TheAthleticFC As if you genuinely care about the workers*. Nothing but fake outrage from you anonymous weirdos.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney will make an official visit to Ireland next week rte.ie/news/ireland/2…

@hasanthehun "If you're unfamiliar with Palestinian history". That applies to every twat with a Palestinian flag in their bio

incredible movie. especially recommend if you’re unfamiliar with palestinian history during the british occupation.

@Niall_Boylan These leaving cert students are not as gullible as the generation before them, thankfully

What is going on in this country. First the HSE suggesting boys can have periods and now the department of education suggesting it’s not just women that get pregnant. Have civil servants and government departments been struck down with some mental illness? What next? Will they teach kids that Spiderman is real? Or ask them how many homes does Santa Clause visit on Christmas Eve and how does he do it? 🤦🏻‍♂️ The Exam Commission said the term ‘pregnant person’ was ‘designed to be respectful and inclusive, ensuring the question was inclusive and accessible to the cohort of candidates taking this examination.’ What utter nonsense. PEOPLE DON’T BABIES, WOMEN HAVE BABIES. The commission needs to remove or amend the question future and any other questions that take part in a fantasy and delusion.

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@rtenews What's the collective term for a gathering of the Far Left?

Sinn Féin, the Social Democrats and Labour have all confirmed they will support two Dáil motions due next week calling for Ireland's upcoming senior men's football international against Israel to be called off rte.ie/news/politics/…

@rtenews Another Democrat-funded editorial. Thanks 👍

US President Donald Trump’s beef with wind, coupled with his contention that climate change is "a hoax", has resulted in robust action to dismantle America’s wind power industry rte.ie/news/analysis-…

Ten years ago they/them wanted to be included in the Holocaust memorials. Then they/them realized they hated Jews so they lumped they/themselves in with slavery. Now, they/them want some of that sweet Palestinian genocide clout. What's next for they/them?

@benonwine Stole Christmas

The look you make when you…………. You tell me. 😂👇

@ripx4nutmeg Their bubble is small and getting smaller. Also, they pontificate from the building that hid Jimmy Saville's crimes. That should tell us everything

#HIGNFY starts with a 'non-binary' telling a trans activist who publicly wished Kemi Badenoch was dead that he's her hero, 40 seconds is spent on the main story of the week (and it's entirely about Reform), & JK Rowling, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, Trump & Elon Musk are all mocked

@CharlotteCGill Everything on the left is performance. They're all acting. It's why Hollywood is so good at capturing young minds

We need to find out who the “lady in maroon” is She’s being promoted by the usual EU shill accounts (Reform is still The Brexit Party as far as they’re concerned)

@mrV_embaga @TouchlineX

@TouchlineX Hope this isn't an attempt to lower expectations before the backlash that could follow if they fail to make the quarter-finals.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.

"Can you believe this guy? He thinks importing more people impacts housing.. wow. Just wow. Andy.. save me"

@AVARY Always brilliant, never likable. Old school actor right there

I’m not a fan of sickeningly sanctimonious Sean Penn, but this hilarious quote is reeling me in: “It’s the Holocaust grandmother and her 6-year-old paraplegic wheeling over? It’s a hard no."

@_markfenner @SubwayTakes @JLo That ass was doing a lot of heavy lifting

@SubwayTakes @JLo 30 seconds in and I realize why Ben Affleck was sick of her

You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo

@JimBond6 @Babygravy9 @DrewPavlou A king's weight, hence the phrase king-size, I guess

@Babygravy9 @DrewPavlou What do you suppose leads prominent men like Seagal, Marlon Brando and Orson Welles to allow themselves to bloat up to grotesquely obese figures?

Steven Seagal looking absurdly groyperous in St Petersburg. Absolutely in awe of the size of this lad.

@JohnMcDwyer1 @KCsixtyseven A crowd of what?

@KCsixtyseven She'll need to get CMAT if she wants a crowd.

Luke Kelly sang in the Croke Park ring for Muhammad Ali. Who will Katie Taylor get?