Kal Scattergood

@elonmusk You should buy the Hubble Telescope when NASA is done with it.

@HyVee Ordered $250 for pickup at 6pm. Order placed at 11:45am. Waited in lot from 6-7pm, then told to return in an hour. Cust. serv. said they'd deliver- pawned it off on a #doordash driver- they sat in your parking lot waiting for ANOTHER half hour. Tipped her $20. Jerks.

Thank you for being a friend. #BettyWhite

Oh my goodness, I LOVE this phrase. Employer won't pay you a living wage, let alone a thriving wage? Do the amount of labor you're getting paid for and no more. #ActYourWage #WorkersUnite #ThrivingWage

@IndiesLies I discovered the Android version of Indies' Lies a couple days ago and can't put it down. F2P, ad rewards all make sense (not too many!), reasonable DLC cost ($2.99 each). Roguelike deck builder, beautiful graphics and animations!

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

I mean, not for nothing, guys, but there ARE other sea shanties besides The Wellerman.

I swear to God, no one needs 16 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives in one day. @FoodNetwork #stuckinahotel

If a kid is assigned a chore, they HAVE to do it. They don't get a choice. Doing your chores is also a sign of being an adult. But if you're an adult, you can do whatever you want. I posit that THE single most "adult" thing you can do is choose to not do a chore. #nottoday

They doubled their own healthcare budget (remember they don't pay premiums or copays or have deductibles) and are giving us $600. Can we chat about that revolution again? (MOZART INTENSIFIES)

You ever just put on a Mozart Requiem and do household chores while pretending you're an impoverished peasant slaving away for some cruel unseen mistress while you and the other servants secretly plan a revolution? No? Just me? Or is this too real these days? 😬

My husband argues that a unitasker is not a unitasker solely on the idea that it works on multiple vegetables. i.e. A spiralizer works on zucchini and squash. @altonbrown how do I convince him he's wrong?

There's a part of a bill in congress right now that would make DMCA violations a felony. So...jail time. For streaming a copyrighted song that's part of a video game sound track. Glad we got that systemic racism figured out.

A few years back I was getting ads for things like adult shops on Spotify (don't care, just got tired of them) so I changed my birth year to 2000 and then I got candy ads and shit. Welp, we're back to beer and titties. Gotta up that year some more.

Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?

We sat on Discord and just talked for a while. And we worked out a plan to get her back on track. Your teachers and professors will bend over backwards for you, if you just reach out. We WANT you to succeed.

I spoke to a student yesterday who's four assignments behind. She works two part time jobs, and one of them has her working full time now because their entire staff is out with COVID. Her other job is 30hrs a week. She's taking a full load of classes.

I guarantee your teachers and professors WANT you to succeed. I also guarantee you've got a teacher or professor who's just barely holding it together. We get it. And we will do everything in our power to help. Please reach out if you need us.

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