Nomad Sprite

@AnnotatedMST “Gamera is really neat/He is filled with turtle meat!”

"It's just a show; I should really just relax"

@steak_umm 🙌

this is what the ideal sandwich looks like and you cannot tell me otherwise

Oh my! #epilepsy

@joncoopertweets Looks like he’s running for student council🤦‍♀️ in elementary school.

Here’s the story. meidastouch.com/news/desantis-…

HOW HUMILIATING!! Ron DeSantis, the once-touted Trump alternative within "sane" GOP donor circles, has crashed and burned — to no one’s great surprise. Want proof? Here’s a picture of a recent DeSantis campaign rally crowd, side by side with the official campaign picture of the same event. The left picture was released by the pro-DeSantis Never Back Down PAC. The right picture is reality. Pretty pathetic, huh? 🤣 h/t @MeidasTouch

@georgie_grier Not quite the same, and I’m a late starter, but I’ve put my table up at art shows and only sold 1 piece. But those single pieces make my day because they remind me to keep going. Someone will notice me until then it’s about creating. 💜 Starving Gen X Artist with no regrets!

There was one person in my audience today when I performed my one woman play, ‘Sunsets’ at #edfringe. It’s fine, isn’t it? It’s fine…? 🥹

@MacFarlaneNews Aww Baby Num Num is having a bad day! And will he be Baby Num Num in prison? #deepcut

Among the Jan 6 defendants who are on the calendar for hearings today in DC federal court: A former Chicago police officer A former “Bob’s Burgers” actor A former US President

@FrankConniff Frank speaks the truth!

Fuck off.

@piper4missouri What woman undresses to change that out?🤦‍♀️

@jayfarnold It’s about staying in power.

@notcapnamerica “You tell anyone what I just said to you I will make sure everyone thinks you slept with our boss.” He was harassing and threatening me. He was fired. I was not.

What’s the most toxic thing a supervisor has ever said to you?

@ChristnNitemare I’m thinking the girl in the pink behind him was all “WTF Mom?!?” Then she was probably told to pretend to cry. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️She’ll be out of the house on her 18th birthday!

This is what indoctrination looks like…

@notcapnamerica Human Target. Full stop. 🙌

What’s a TV show that wasn’t a big hit but was an excellent series people should watch?

@AnnotatedMST There is no Gamera song in any Rob Schneider movie! Score another for @MST3K !

I can state with extreme confidence that I have never watched a Rob Schneider movie more than once. But, I have watched almost all of the MST3K classic episodes MULTIPLE times. #Frankwins

@greggrunberg Starsky and Hutch always! Complete with their hood slide!

Dukes!

@Lynn818373312 @CalltoActivism

@CalltoActivism She was probably upset her mother was shopping in a store that supports child grooming. She could hardly be blamed for crying

One day in the middle of a Target store in Wilmington, Massachusetts, a little girl started going into a full tantrum. It was Brianna Lelos’ little girl, Bella, who went into the fit. And it was bad. Instead of just walking by and trying to ignore it, a Target employee named Liliana decided she would try to help out. So she sat down on the floor next to Bella and spoke softly to her. And after a few seconds, the toddler calmed down and everything was fine. Mom Brianna was extremely impressed by Liliana’s way with her daughter, so she took a picture and posted about the incident on Twitter, saying: “To Liliana of the Wilmington, MA Target store: Thank you. I *think* every parent knows the feeling of their toddler/any age child having a tantrum in the middle of the store……” She then went on to mention the very good values of employees such as Liliana, and she said she would make sure that Target executives would be made very much aware of it. Let's make Liliana famous so Target knows they have such an outstanding, caring staff member. Photo courtesy: Twitter/@brianna_lelos

@FrankConniff @MST3K 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️We still watch MST3K for Frank!

The utter shame of being just a small part of @MST3K as opposed to a big part of Duece Bigalow: Male Gigolo was pointed out to me on instagram by @retro_station_baltimore. It’s a harsh truth that I guess I must come to terms with.

@Elnordon1 @caslernoel Ahhh group camping. Not what it used to be at some places. There are still a lot of good, courteous campers out there. Unfortunately weekend warriors can be troublesome. We still don’t regret selling everything and hitting the road!

@KayakinSprite @caslernoel I just camped last weekend and a group of campers next to us would wait until 9:30pm to turn on their loud music and carload upon carload of their friends would start piling in…. Never seen anything like it

Being obnoxious is a lifestyle brand now in the United States. Millions of people don’t even think twice about all sorts of behaviors that even 20 years ago would have been anathema to a civilized society. We’re losing it.

@greggrunberg But we ALL wanted that Hot Wheels car when we were kids! #genx

I absolutely love cars. I’m a car guy through and through. But this I don’t understand. Take off the nose and the tail and I’m in.

@joncoopertweets The Hair and Makeup team quit too.

He looks like death warmed over.