Keith “Nunchucks” Hooker

@GerryLesterJr Meal fit for a king Gerry

It ain’t much but it’s honest work.

Shout out #tacotuesday for giving me the shits at my internship!

@Degeng416857 Brooooo u can change her bro

Last resort

@JohnThndrcock98 Respectable self rank

I mean, I guess bro? #nuke

@Jakeellis33 Idk jakey, she kinda has monkey tits if u ask me

@codycoreburner I shit liquid just looking at this list

Restaurant ranking from a true patriot

@Hattietheresa41 Names prolly smth like sprinkles or cupcake

Saw this dog on Facebook today and it might be the first dog I’ve ever encountered to go to hell.

@BufordLee146788 King of the hill fucks, big ups Buford

Top 10 favorite tv shows

@RufusSeymo85 Thought daughter with a huge three to cut the lead down to 42

What has the world come to

@BigJonnyMan Stand on my money and I’m around 5’6

How tall is everyone

@TylrBennett Considering the choice of boxers, I’m surprised there’s no skid marks

Tried to call my dad and bro sent this

@prettigoodtime Pony up and pay for #hookers

How to become a #SexHaver without talking to women

@jamie_will7273 Mr. Warhawk, comparison is the thief of joy. With that being said, ur bro is a fuckin nerddddd

Little bro is getting recruited by Yale, and I’m posting on a moderately small burner. #FML

@Jakeellis33 Why does it lowk look like the big Kirk

Get this nigga of my feed immediately #nuke

@RoyceDuck312222 Tre ballllll

Oh bet.

@VicLt69 Don’t worry mad dog she’s just playing hard to get

Welp

@johnthecookie Window dox, get fucked

@JoshPr1m0 Up the Ra

Can a white boy have a day? #irishjig #thejigisup

@BigJordanHump Just like we drew it up Cedric

This white boy is livin. #spieth #ballstoo