tiger “DUI” woods

Yeah I’m never getting married bro #nuke

“My true authentic self” nigga you are mentally unstable #whatthefuck

I’d let Caitlin Clarke #rapeme

I stopped smoking weed and nothing has changed except I am bored all the time and hate my life my sense of wonder is gone and I feel like shit everyday Fuck all you guys I’m going back to smoking weed everyday I don’t give a fuck

@maltyboii Saying I’m possibly doxxing someone even though it was publicity accessible

@Jakeellis33 Which rule did it violate tho

@holygraileth Was trying to say I doxxed someone even though it was publicly available

@Jakeellis33 Who reports massive cannons 😔

@liljit1738 A few beers would bring a man to his senses

@Jakeellis33 You raise a good point. Fuck it I still would

@liljit1738 Saggy tits need love too

@Jakeellis33 I don’t think this plays them fuckers are SAGGING 😭😭

@jaydogreddy I see domestic violence in your future king 👑

I got so mad the night I got banned from Hinge that I doordashed Vodka and Gunnеd down prostitutes in GTA until the bottle ran dry.

@KeithDaColdest I know exactly what you mean Keith

@Jakeellis33 Idk jakey, she kinda has monkey tits if u ask me

@00JimmyT Back problems in her 50’s for sure

@Jakeellis33 They are 40% of her body weight

@grabbamanuts @maydaystreams @JTburnerman Don’t crash out bro, whales need love to

@Jakeellis33 @maydaystreams @JTburnerman Yeah my burner on twitter is actually a picture of me with a bunch of fat bitches. How dumb can you be?

Well there go my evening plans #fuck

@grabbamanuts @maydaystreams @JTburnerman Bro you chill with fat bitches please stop talking

@maydaystreams @Jakeellis33 @JTburnerman Who goes to the pool and doesn’t drink? I can tell u have no friends

@grabbamanuts @JTburnerman Holy chuds

@Jakeellis33 @JTburnerman Right like a bunch of white dudes who been drinking all day aren’t gonna be loud and blaring music. Shut the fuck up bitch made boy

@grabbamanuts @JTburnerman Pussy for wanting a nice day without hearing a bunch of hyenas giggle and scream like the underdeveloped hominids they are

@JTburnerman You’re a pussy u just let a group of ppl bitch u out of doing what u wanted 😂😂

@ToughRhino44 2 closeted fags with no sense of humour

@Jakeellis33 on your feed for a reason

Get this nigga of my feed immediately #nuke

@robcracks Goated pick 🤝

#mutualmonday reply and i’ll give you a random athlete

Look at the visor. The Scotty Cameron Newport. Oh my god. He even has a Whoop.

@OneArmAbe Your defo gonna crack it to crankon crank

@Jakeellis33 What a name