Gabriel Landesimp

I need to stop drinking

@NFCNorthNewss @emirates Would I get my money back on my sports bet

🚨🚨BREAKING: The #Packers have submitted a league request to REPLAY the second half of Saturday’s game vs Chicago after their sidelines heaters randomly shut off at the end of the first half. Green Bay claims the #Bears INTENTIONALLY gave the Packers faulty equipment to help Chicago have an advantage on the field of play. The league will make a decision on the appeal tonight and should it be approved the second half would be replayed on Christmas Eve. 🍿👀

Who’s awake and wants to talk about something insanely random

@Donnydividends Will get back you on that

@Landy_simp What happens at 4

Go for 1, stay 2, home by 3 @Donnydividends

Can I find my wife on the burnerverse? Someone hmu, let’s chat

@KennyCums420 Was hoping you wouldn’t catch me on that thing…

@Landy_simp nice rig. Thought you were a Harley guy. Liar

@KennyCums420 Only a 1 would say this

Houston- we have lift off

Why do the new postal office trucks looks like the magic school bus

@TitleTown63 Sling it shooter

@TitleTown63 Needed that, Nosey

I should call her

@KennyCums420 Pauly, you’re being a bad influence

@Landy_simp Yes

@KennyCums420 You can never go back!

@Landy_simp Slight bend at the knee fellaaaa

This is not up for discussion It’s black girl winter. No further comments at this time as it is not up for discussion

@TitleTown63 Nosey girls like that sometimes

@KennyCums420 @Gio_Hancho You don’t need her Pauly!!!!

@Gio_Hancho I fear so

@Gio_Hancho Don’t do it Gio, stay strong brother. Call me instead

I should call her

It’s always the damn fat friend

@time4somelove It’s happened to my last two sandwiches. Not acceptable @jimmyjohns

When I say I don’t want mayo on my jimmy johns order DON’T PUT MAYO ON IT