Shawn Edwards

happy pride month 🏳️‍⚧️

@EmoPhilips He would, but now he can't find it

why not just give it to goodwill

Jon Hamm, born-and-raised Missourian: "If you want to be told about 'Manhood' — some guy wrote a book about it. If you want someone to show you courage, send Lucas Kunce to the Senate."

Wealthy Donor Rents Out Entire Water Park For Clarence Thomas bit.ly/41U6oMn

👏AMERICA👏HAS👏NO👏PLAN👏FOR👏WHEN👏THE👏BURGER👏KING👏DIES👏WAKE👏UP👏SHEEPLE!👏

Asking my non-Native allies to share this far and wide. Thanks. 🪶🪶

Eat your veggies 🥦🥦

@DougJBalloon Ukraine did NOT sink our invincible ship the Moskva! It was unfortunate accident that occurred on board during gender reveal party pryotechnics. Yes, that is what accident it was. --by Vladimir Putin, guest columnist

Still pissed at Denkinger

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

big day for MLK quotes with weird ellipses in the middle

A local West Virginian nails it while calling out Joe Manchin.

The starting $1,500 bank in Monopoly hasn't increased in 87 years. Here’s why this is bad news for Biden.

HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

@teenagedwitch It's like the Midwest, but colder

Had a tough conversation with a constituent about whether the universal pre-K that we’re working to include in the reconciliation package will include snacks.

Many of these “celebrities” could sure use a tasteful cardigan.

Chuck Norris water is made out of recycled water

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." -Blaise Pascal (Pensees, 1669)