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@David_Ornstein @GuillermoRai_ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC The french man will be sacrificed

🚨 Federico Valverde & Aurelien Tchouameni in dressing-room fight at Real Madrid training ground. Valverde went to hospital with head injury. Follows altercation 24hrs earlier. #RMFC expected to take action. W/ @GuillermoRai_ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72610…

@TouchlineX Carrick is the only hope for any silverwhare or UCL participation in 2026/2027 at united with his counter attack football, it's the only tactic that can work with the crop of players they have

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Roy Keane: "If you are Pep Guardiola or Mikel Arteta and you are on holiday, sitting on their yachts, and they see Michael Carrick getting announced as Manchester United manager, do you think they will become fearful of him?"

@moneyacademyKE This is a good indicator to the policy makers that they're failing, though deliberately.

Maasai Mara visitors dropped by almost 50% from 420,000 in 2023 to 213,000 in 2025. The decline is linked to increased higher entry fees, with tourists shifting to cheaper parks like Amboseli and Tanzania’s Serengeti.

@SkySportsNews Who cares about winning it? It's all about breaking the glass ceiling,the team hasn't played in the final in two decades despite having played so many years in the ucl, last two decades, the team is improving year after year, even if they don't win it, they have WON our hearts

"I do think the celebrations were a little bit too much, it's about winning it" Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink on Arsenal's joyous celebrations after winning last night to reach the Champions League final 🎉

@1_2spaces It also means he's found someone to rotate Zubi with,who has already managed to play so many minutes without rest.Zubi will be ready for the final.

Lewis-Skelly starting CL semi over Zubimundane tells you Arteta has no real planning. He saw him one game and realized how stupid he has been over the season

@kafangi Different conditions and context, Wenger is the reason Arteta is competing in such a way,the sacrifices that man made are being realized in financial gains that has made it possible to buy a 100m player.

If Arteta wins the Champions League in Budapest, will he have a better legacy than Arsene Wenger?

Say whatever the fuck you want about Gyokeres but he ran his bollocks off tonight and fought for every fucking ball. Playing for the badge is something I will always respect.

@afcstuff Beast mode, probably the most direct no.9 , truly deserved that no.14.

Viktor Gyökeres appreciation post. ❤️

@Chriswagzsnr @SamJDean I gotta agree with you,Ben has that simple pass to Saka that opens up that wing

@SamJDean I will never slay B. White. His recent slipups are entirely coz he is coming off a series of injuries and lack of game time. Ben is too good especially when playing with Saka.

I know Jurrien Timber is a big miss for Arsenal but no one understands Bukayo Saka's movements better than Ben White. The timing and weight of his passes to Saka is such a weapon for Arsenal.

@PoojaMedia Your football brain is naught.

A big risk by Arteta to start Lewis-Skelly over Zubimendi when you are playing against a team that could sit back & counter? Zubimendi can score, Lewis-Skelly can defend better. He picked who will defend more. Typical Arteta

@Arsenal 1 NIL to the Arsenal.....COYGS

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

@BillowKerrow Where does that place private land ownership,do pastoralists have rights to graze over private land?

Bad politics. Camels, like other livestock, is an economic livelihood like any other business. Ostracising pastoralists is wrong.

@Young_Pharmacie What if he decides to invest his money outside the country and doesn't bring it back with him? It's important to pay taxes though.

Kenya has a Double Taxation Agreement with the UK. So when an athlete like Sebastian Sawe wins big abroad the UK gets first bite at the prize money. Sawe earned 48 million shillings. The UK taxes him at 20 percent. That is 9.6 million gone right there. When he comes home he still has to declare the full 48 million to KRA. Kenya taxes its residents on income earned anywhere in the world. But because of the agreement KRA will not tax him twice. They give him credit for what he already paid in the UK. KRA first works out what he owes in Kenya on the whole amount. Around 16.35 million. Then they subtract the 9.6 million he paid in Britain. So in the end Sawe pays Kenya about 6.75 million. He still loses a big chunk overall but at least the system tries not to double dip completely. That is why there was so much noise about protecting athletes from heavy tax hits on their winnings.

@AlinurMohamed_ Somalis are in all towns in Kenya, they're Kenyans like any other tribe,they should tame their ego and accommodate others wether 'nywele ngumu' or whatever

The Kamba community owes a lot to the Somali community. We have empowered many of them through job opportunities, not only in North Eastern Kenya but also in Somalia. The road they are blocking is very important for transportation and economic activities along the corridor. We need services, and they need employment, especially the people of Kitui where Kalonzo comes from. Similarly, The Somali community owes a lot to the Kamba community. They have hosted us in their land, allowed us to marry their girls, they buy our cows, milk, goats and camels. We use their roads, hospitals and schools. Without the Kamba community, Somalis in Garissa, Isiolo, Wajir and Mandera would be nothing. The two communities 100% depends on each other. I feel sorry for those who have lost their loved ones in both communities, but kindly let's stop these fights. Kamba and Somali Politicians are behind this. Kambas and Somalis are fighting on their behalf. Don't die or kill each other because of a politician.

@TheEmmanuelToo Hajawai kubali kiti ilienda? I remember she had a netizen locked up at kamukunji during finance bill demos

Former Nominated Senator Gloria Orwoba arrested as she tried to access Parliament.

@Fredmugeh @Kamau266 Eventually, every problem has a solution 😂

@Kamau266 Ndio maana tunazidi kusema bnb ikipita 1st floor wachana nayo😅

Unaweza pata uyo jamaa uyo dem alikufia kwa mikono yake kwa air bnb ni married man alikua amesema wacha aende afanye mawili matatu before going back to his lovely wife and kids.Shetani akikuwekea multibet huwa habaatishi.

@DCI_Kenya Good work guys, now go after their informants,or inside guys who help them pick a target.

ARREST OF ROBBERY WITH VIOLENCE SUSPECTS A team of detectives from the DCI headquarters’ Crime Research and Intelligence Bureau (CRIB) and the Operation Action Team (OAT) has apprehended three individuals infamous for a string of robberies in Nairobi and its surrounding areas. In one incident on January 23, 2026, a Chinese national reported a harrowing experience where she fell victim to a robbery while driving along Kyang’ombe old Mombasa Road. She was flagged down by a dark grey car, Reg No. KDT 317F, occupied by two men clad in what appeared to be traffic police uniforms. Under the guise of authority, they demanded her driving license. As she handed it over, the assailants seized the opportunity, jumped into her vehicle, and made off with Sh2,140,000 in cash, money she had just withdrawn from both the DTB Bank Mombasa Road branch and the Standard Chartered Bank Sameer branch. In another incident on March 17, 2026, a complainant visited Equity Bank Utawala Branch to withdraw Sh4.2 million to fulfil an order for steel near Gateway Mall along Mombasa Road. While en route, he was intercepted by a gang of four men dressed in blue police uniforms and reflector jackets, two of whom brandished pistols. They falsely accused him of trafficking narcotic drugs, handcuffed him, and forced him into their vehicle, hooding him before robbing him of the Sh4.2 million hidden in a bag in his car, dumping him in the Karen. Another complainant recounted a terrifying encounter after being entrusted with Sh1,400,000 by her boss at KCB Bank, located along Mombasa Road in the Airtel building, for payment to her colleagues. She took a motorcycle, heading towards the Sayan Business Park. Upon reaching Cabanas Interchange, they were ambushed by four men in a grey Mazda CX-5, registration number KDQ 170T, who claimed to be police officers. After forcing them to get off the motorcycle and into their vehicle, the assailants roughed them up, blindfolded them, and stole the Sh1.4 million along with their mobile phones, later discarding them near the modern Komarock Hospital in Utawala. Driven by the urgency to bring these criminals to justice, detectives launched a thorough investigation. Forensic evidence led them to the three suspects: Boniface Kilonzo Mwaniki, apprehended along Lusaka Road; Josphat Musili, arrested at Dandora Phase IV; and Muia Mutune, arrested at Kalawa Shopping Centre in Makueni County. Upon their arrest, authorities recovered their getaway vehicle, a Mazda CX-5, registration number KDW 016H, along with a military jungle hat and three reflector jackets. It has become clear that these suspects are part of a larger, more organised gang that frequently alters the number plates of their escape vehicle to evade arrest. The suspects remain in custody, undergoing processing pending arraignment. Meanwhile, detectives are hot on the trail, pursuing additional leads to identify and apprehend more members of this group still at large. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@elonmusk Russian troops???? We're talking about 1m -2m MILLION HUMANS as troops?? They're sons, fathers, brothers, husbands..... what are they even fighting for? What are they dying for?

Yes

@ignyharaz2 You create demand, then sell what you have at a higher price, just another quail scam

Kuna sharp boy ananunua the 40 Bob coin Coin moja ya 40 Bob alianza kuinunua 100 Bob, akaenda 200 Bob, akaenda 300 Bob. Sahii ananunua 500 Bob each. Amesema ako na market ya izo coins USA where they are buying it for Kshs 3k Si watu wametafuta Hizi coins Do you know how the story will end?😂😂 Mambo itakuwa mwecheche In Kenya there are millions of ways on how to make money. It’s your to chose one like the ninja doing this business. I am sure in a few months atakuwa anapeleka GLE😂 Copied Giste.

@omondike_ @SakajaJohnson What a farce!

We're a joke!!! Governor @SakajaJohnson appoints Gaucho Calvince Okoth as Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital board member.