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@kirovkate @BelleATaylor Hahahahaha 🙅🏻‍♂️

@BelleATaylor @thepeppywanker Damn straight.

When my mother, who eats like a bird, would not stop talking about this brisket benny burger I figured it must be kinda special. This week Perth Breakfast & Brunch ventures into the western suburbs. #perthbreakfast #perthbrunch thewest.com.au/lifestyle/pert…

The #BoatshedMarket has gone and done it, they’ve out Boatshed-ed themselves... #thePeppyGroveWanker

“... residents told the council meeting their fears included one-bedroom apartments attracting a demographic prone to antisocial behaviour...” Someone tell these people they are the ghetto, that very same demographic. #mosmanpark

@CrayonsMmmmm @BellTowerTimes I’m racking my brain to work out what a ‘Nissan Pulsar’ is. @WembleyPol at least Uber provides a visual when they send an “exotic” car.

Sort your shit out @thepeppywanker

Spotted: locals dressed for the blow-in epidemic that is #SculpturebytheSea. Stay strong #Cottesloe. #thePeppyGroveWanker @NaomiCampbell

@GemmaTognini I have stockpiled Bollinger and Moss Wood. Fluids and all that.

I shall stockpile puppies and foals. #panicbuying

@TimHammond1 @BellTowerTimes PALEOish Banana Bread was gone yesterday. Not so much as a “mostly paleo” crumb left.

Hey @BellTowerTimes - any reports of #Covid_19 panic buying at the Boatshed In Cottesloe? If so, I’m intrigued as to what is in short supply...

It’s only the blow-in crowd that eat the samples. This is the Boatshed protecting us locals from the virus AND the throng. #boatshedmarket #cottesloe #thePeppyGroveWanker

Anyone spotted sanitizer on Triangle shelves? #sanitizerwatch #coronavirus #thePeppyGroveWanker

@BellTowerTimes @thepeppywanker

@Tedthekelpie @cobra47 Also sweet, sour, salty, and @Skp470’s personal favourite, bitter.

@cobra47 @thepeppywanker Has something to do with umami

We need only look at Andrew Forrest’s #CottesloeBeach proposals for proof that money can’t buy taste.

FYI @minderoo, I’d go to #ClaremontQuarter if I wanted my coffee with a view of shopping centre architecture, you needn’t bring the outlook to #Cottesloe.

What is wrong with this man? Voting for him must surely be the electoral equivalent of attending Curtin - in other words, a grave mistake.

Not everything you lose is a loss. #sculpturebythesea #bye

On the topic of removing eyesores from #Cottesloe, how about the dog turd sculpture on Marine Parade?

Elizabeth Quay, now #YaganSquare... who from @VitalPerth is on the @DinerEnBlancPER planning committee? #nonetooimpressed #iconiclocation #ithinknot

@GemmaTognini Congratulations... and commiserations @GemmaTognini.

Two important things. 1. I have just finished my draft. 2. I still don't know who @thepeppywanker is. #CarryOn