Luke PS

Stacked Banger Xeets

Describe Vercel in 3 words: ship ship ship

Tonight might be one of our coolest events yet. I'm SO excited for y'all to see what the team has cooked. We're going to be welcoming @OpenAI, @cursor_ai, @GoogleDeepMind, @ElevenLabs, @sentry & @auth0 to the stage alongside us, including our winner from the Built in London hackathon! We've got swag, music and great vibes incoming. But do you know what makes it more special? The people! We're bringing together some of the best communities in London under one roof, let me introduce them 👇

A sandbox A function A server A build Are you getting it!? These are all expressions of the same underlying compute infrastructure. With tweaks to load balancing, concurrency, persistence, overcommit… 2026 is the year serverless and servers finally converge. With no gotchas

@dglsparsons @MeryemArik9 Probably still my DMs on slack

@MeryemArik9 Where would I shitpost

Can they ban it for adults too?

@vercel_dev Omg

Vercel Functions can now run up to 30 minutes. Longer duration functions run our next-generation compute platform, now in preview. vercel.com/changelog/verc…

@simhskal @aishwarya_08 This isn’t just an SF thing. It’s the classic who you know vs what you know mentality

@aishwarya_08 spot on

Been in SF for almost 2.5 years. And figured two types of people: Camp 1: Stanford or Berkeley? Which company? How much equity? Know any VCs? Camp 2: What’s the last thing that changed how you think? What problem are you obsessed with? What did you read last? One exhausts me. The other reminds me why I moved here. 😅

One day a week for touching grass

@andrewqu I’m so glad you went shoe shopping

no caption, just need it on record that the photographer at this panel cooked got great shots on both my bad side and my good side 🤝

@kenwheeler Poetry

ass is the titties of the legs

I know what is going to be my top slack emoji now.

Always bet on London

@dglsparsons I swear we met him at dinner recently

@dglsparsons Claude? That’s Andrew’s cousin, right?

if you ever think we aren’t in a bubble, my mother, dad, MIL and FIL don’t know what Claude is, or Anthropic

@EastlondonDev @threepointone Definitely the migration

@threepointone Would the monorepo migration cause regret, or the loss of the kidney?

I checked, and the black market rate for a kidney is ~5k£ to ~10k£. at Claude Mythos pricing, that's worth about 33 to 200 full-send app builds, or one monorepo migration with three false starts (and, I assume, a little bit of regret)

@schniz Man got the joke

@LukePS youtube.com/shorts/dEDEMBM…

If clankers can clank in 4 hours now, does that mean we all get 42 mini-days in a week now?

@mehulkar 20? Seems a bit high. I must be stressed.

@LukePS you get 84 since you're awake twice as long as everyone else apparently. must be that 20 bpm resting heart rate

@techwraith @andrewqu 3 might be debatable

@andrewqu This is the way

I’m currently trading 2 for good 1,3,4

Vercel Sandbox persistence is now GA, so I built a demo on top of it: 𝚞𝚙. Run 𝚞𝚙 in your project: • syncs your code into a Vercel Sandbox • detects the framework, installs deps, runs your dev server • serves it at a public URL you can share • stop it, run 𝚞𝚙 . again, and it resumes from the snapshot, files and deps intact try it: upcli.dev