@BowTiedPassport Did you tell her about your minor testicular surgery you had last week, so you can meet up for a casual dinner, but doctor says to keep resting, and no activities.
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Mark Tanguay
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Mark Tanguay
@MarkAlaska_
Apex Predator. Current class: Mammalia. Scientific: Homo sapien/ Human, Male. Current Home World: Milky Way Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol 3 (Local Title: Terra/Earth)
Lat 61° N, Long 149° W Entrou em Temmuz 2024
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Have you ever felt obligated to bang a chick to keep the friendship going?
Hooked up with a girl a couple times years ago and ever since, we send memes back and forth occasionally.
The last couple months, she starts sending her horny thoughts with the memes saying we should recreate them when she visits again.
…But over the years she’s gained weight, but never cut her off cause she was funny.
She messaged saying she’s in town for a couple of days now and wants to get together.
I feel like it would be rude not to bang her again, when she traveled all this way…
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@SunWeatherMan @EthicalSkeptic @BluntButRight To be fair, I'm getting the psych eval is comparable to having your drug dealer give you an IQ test.
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@EthicalSkeptic @BluntButRight Zero chance I pass a psych eval
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Would you, @EthicalSkeptic , have been recommended for a psych eval? I think perhaps you would have been.
There is a dangerous line forming where ideas and thought itself may be seen as unwell in Canada.
Ethical Skeptic ☀@EthicalSkeptic
You could not even mention my name in the comments on YouTub. This is how evil and fearful these people were, and are...
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@SunWeatherMan @CaptainCons The key takeaway here is the words "I feel..."
I'm sure he didn't look up sound ordinances in his area. Feelings supersede the law.
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Why men are opting out of marriage:
"A Rutgers University study of single heterosexual men... turned up the top reasons they hadn't married.
They can get sex and the companionship of cohabitation without marriage more easily than in times past, and they don't want to open themselves up to the risk of divorce and financial loss.
It really isn't that complicated a decision. In fact, it's often not an actual decision at all. It just happens."
--Terrell Clemmons
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See, this would be fine if you take out either the tree or the bunker, but having both of them having to be shaped around from the fairway is bad design, IMO
Tappy Gilmore@HappysBurner
Love it when you have to make a shot 145 in and had to hit a low hook to this pin
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@SunWeatherMan @JasonWilde108 @ErikUnchained Just started my senior year in hugh school, so... their age. Damn, I feel sad for every other generation.
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@SunWeatherMan @johnrich @SharylAttkisson foreweard: The original Old English word.
fore: Meaning "in front" or "before."
-weard: A suffix meaning "toward" or "in the direction of."
Say it right or pick a synonym.
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Do you say for-ward or foh-ward for forward?
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@SunWeatherMan I have "rare" and "unprecedented" on my bingo card, but not "exceeding expectations." Can I go ahead and mark them off?
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The sun just did something we have never seen before.
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@RealPaulElam @SunWeatherMan To be fair, you're post states that men need to change their behavior to resolve this problem, therefore implying that men's behavior is the problem. Now that you claim you've been misunderstood, maybe you should, instead of a counterattack, ensure you're clearly understood.
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@SunWeatherMan Lemme get this right. You read that as me blaming men? And I'm the one who's retarded? 🤣🤣🤣
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@compliantvc Are you trying to drum up customers by being a retard? Because you're clearly retarded.
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Laying off people without their consent is a major labour law violation
Expect another $1.2 billion fine from the EU, Mr. Zuckerberg
New York Post@nypost
Mark Zuckerberg's Meta kicks off major bloodbath with 8,000 layoffs as AI roils tech giant trib.al/qGaO0pq
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@SunWeatherMan @xevekiah That's my EXACT story, except my father cheated on my mom. My mom died in a car accident on January 4, 1996. My dad died a few weeks ago... I'd have to scroll through some texts to figure out what date that was.
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@xevekiah I worry my children will feel the same way
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What changed me was watching my dad beg my mom not to leave after 14 years of marriage, and said she never really loved him. only to find out there was already someone else.
Months after they separated, he admitted he had known for a long time that there was another person. He just stayed quiet because he didn’t want our family to break apart.
One night he said, “If I didn’t have children, I would’ve ended my life already.”
That sentence never left me.
And yet somebody would still easily tell us “That’s still your mom.”
Fuck that.
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@SunWeatherMan @kimberlycronkr3 @StefanBurnsGeo I used to watch him, until I realized that he took other's proven science and presented it as his own, and rejected any other conclusions as conspiracy theories... until proven... then it was his idea. I quit watching when he claimed he discovered the sun affects earthquakes.
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@kimberlycronkr3 @StefanBurnsGeo He is a fraud. There is only one warning about it
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Team checking, host checking… no source or fix yet for both SpaceWeatherNews.com and suspicious0bservers.org going down at the same time.
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@SunWeatherMan Too much science stuff = trust SunWeatherMan.
Congradulations Ben!
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Vindication.
agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.10…
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@michaelapuscar @SunWeatherMan Freaking hilarious! That's how I feel some times...
Me: "Oh, feeling tired today? With the weakening magnetic field and increased solar output, it's amazing you're still alive. Let me tell you about micronovas!"
Them: "Actually I just stayed up late watching doom scrolling."
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You don't get it. The magnetic field is about 20 years from reversal and half the planet is going to die.
"Sir this is a supercuts"
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@SunWeatherMan Personally, they can say whatever dates they want, but the science says soon. It just sucks that my research has me waiting 19 more years. Come on, August 12, 2045!
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Average interglacial is 10,000
Longest was 16,000
Current one is 12,000
Scientists: 10,000 more!
Earth@earthcurated
🚨New study: Earth's natural orbital cycles point to the next ice age in about 10,000 years.
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@SunWeatherMan If I was under a small amount of water would it protect my heart from beating so fast when the k index is high?
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Will explain what this means in the morning show. Goodnight.
If you can't sleep, there is a beast of a video I just posted an hour ago.
For all Curious@fascinatingonX
🚨JUST IN: Scientists say, Earth is splitting open beneath the Pacific Ocean
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@SunWeatherMan And we can send up some filters to make clean air and water.
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That’s not how it works at all.
John Carter@martianwyrdlord
It's like no one has ever heard of the idea of giving Mars an artificial magnetosphere.
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@laura32_13606 @SunWeatherMan At what point did you decide this is a space weather page? NOAA can give you a space weather update. This is about understanding the signs and preparing to survive the upcoming events brought on by space weather. And, as Ben has reminded us many times, includes heath and fitness.
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3.5 weeks… how’s everyone doing?
SpaceWeatherNews@SunWeatherMan
Cut month thread… do you have the guts to join me? 🧵 🪡 1/3 10 month bulk ends. Went 151lbs to 185lbs. Abs no longer visible.
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@SunWeatherMan Ben-O-meter. No comments from you, no concerns for me.
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200 DMs, emails, comments right now:
"Hey bro did you see the X class flare?"
[includes screenshot from the app I created or website I show every day]
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@SunWeatherMan @mmamasaidd Screw them demon bitches. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."
"for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me"
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I tried to read Enoch. It started by describing how great and powerful demons are. It felt like demon worship to me.
The Bible reads the same way, but God is the powerful one who should be feared, not a group of disobedient angels.
So, no thanks. I am in awe of God, not demons.
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