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Ran a half marathon yesterday, first time I did a sub 2:00 half in years! Very happy start to 2025!

@offbeatorbit This honestly was one of my favorites I always remember the main actor when he shows up in things and I’m like “he was in Cousin Skeeter” and no one knows what I’m talking about

Idc if this is unfair of me but I judge non-black people who are my age and don’t remember Cousin Skeeter but remember damn near every other Nickelodeon show bc what do you mean you don’t remember the one with the PUPPET and the 702 theme song?

iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM:

@ABeardedHero Architectures to be a single but forgotten about. I’d rather have this than Criminal tbh

I will shoutout this song until the day I die 🗣️

@Variety Did they not see the video before writing this statement? She was kinda the abuser in that video and even hit her kid with chairs she was throwing

Taylor Frankie Paul is speaking out following ABC’s announcement that they will not air Season 22 of "#TheBachelorette": “Taylor is very grateful for ABC’s support as she prioritizes her family’s safety and security. After years of silently suffering extensive mental and physical abuse as well as threats of retaliation, Taylor is finally gaining the strength to face her accuser and taking steps to ensure that she and her children are protected from any further harm,” the statement from her spokesperson reads. “There are too many women who are suffering in silence as they survive aggressive, jealous ex-partners who refuse to let them move on with their lives. Taylor has remained silent out of fear of further abuse, retaliation, and public shaming. She is currently exploring all of her options, seeking support, and preparing to own and share her story." variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE REPLY WITH ANYTHING

@evankrebz @highvvayunicorn @heliofeelic So really this announcement doesn’t spoil or, only if you’re a sleuth paying attention to everyone’s bookings. Not everyone’s doing that

@highvvayunicorn @heliofeelic bc there’s 3 of the top 6 that are already booked at a different gig during the same time meaning the 3 that aren’t doing that gig will be at the live crowning since they’re the top 3

this announcement technically spoiling the finalists if u think hard enough lmfao

This changed my life.

THIS is pop culture at it’s PEAK.

@Billybobwalter1 @PageSix Is this not AnnaLynne McCord?

@PageSix What’s that one’s name?

Brooks Nader, Livvy Dunne, Noah Beck and more stars make their red swimsuit debuts on set of the "Baywatch" reboot on Venice Beach in California 🛟 📸: DIggzy/Jesal / BACKGRID, BACKGRID

@ABeardedHero More like name a song that DOESNT

Name a Britney Spears song that makes you feel sexy

@cvuntney @britneyspears Change your mind, and it SHOULDVE been a summer single

Qual sua música favorita do Glory?

@Variety Important info left out: Does Colin take his shirt off?

#SNL has launched a new short-form series on Peacock and YouTube titled "The Rundown." In each episode, an "SNL" alum — Dana Carvey, Mikey Day, Chloe Fineman, Bowen Yang and Questlove are early guests — will select a favorite segment from the show's history and add it to Lorne Michaels' famous "Rundown" board, building an all-star episode over time. In the first episode, Colin Jost breaks down the time-crunched complexities of writing a cold open, and he puts a favorite on the board — Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's "Katie Couric Interviews Sarah Palin." wp.me/pc8uak-1lH2fE

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

@britcnn Amnesia could’ve been legendary as a song. Totally pop but totally not in the trend in a good way. Ahead of the 80’s sound resurgence

they really sidelined THIS song for weaker tracks on Circus… oh that’s not—

Hilary Duff Releases New Song at Frequency Only 37-Year-Old Gay Men Can Hear: ow.ly/T2rw50YvwI3

Mum, do you want a throo, fer ya catch

@Mericamemed This was the kind of mess Epic Meal Time made on YouTube

How high do you have to be to come up with this?

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

Give us the Clark Gable biopic now

It's gonna be a Nancy Botwin summer. And no I won't elaborate on that