Matt Bentley

Might order a @mralistairgreen cameo message but with a very very specific script (the opening monologue of my leading character in my sitcom) & then flog it to production companies saying he’s in & is very excited attached seeing as I’m CLEARLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEIR PRECIOU

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@SkySports please for the love of GOD change the music. “Stop this flame” man, I hate it. Please please please change it. To anything. Please.

What a cutie ❤️

#TheSixthCommandment I was taught by Peter in my last year of 6th form. He was a brilliant, witty, inspirational teacher. He was really kind. Timothy Spall’s performance is probably as close to perfect as can be. His physicality, his hands.. everything. #peterfarquhar

@RealDMitchell Take my money, David.

Sometimes we confuse history with myth and the poster boy for that is King Arthur, our most famous and most unreal King. Unreal in that he didn't actually exist. I've written about this and some other historical untruths in my new book #Unruly: shor.by/UNRULY

We’ll just call you, Legend. #28❤️

BEN STOKES 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Stuart Broad ❤️🇬🇧 #Ashes2023

The Dewey family cat, who died in 1910, meant enough to his owner to be honored with a gravestone that stands today, over 113 years later. It reads: "He was only a cat, but he was human enough to be a great comfort in hours of loneliness and pain."

@RadioX Saw them at reading 2010. Axel was about 3 days late to the stage.

Noel Gallagher claims that Guns N' Roses topping the bill at Glastonbury Festival is "crazy sh*t"  radio-x.co/42VVFBg

In 1971, Phil Knight was teaching accounting at Portland State University. One day, he overheard a graphic design student say that she couldn’t afford to take a painting class. Knight paid her $35 to design a logo for his start-up shoe company. When he saw the design, he said, “I don't know if I like it, but maybe it will grow on me.” Knight didn’t have time to fuss over the logo. "We had a deadline," he explains. He had signed a contract with a factory to produce 3,000 pairs of Nike's first shoe. "Production was starting on the shoe that Friday." Before then, they needed a logo. “You don’t like it?” Knight’s chief operating officer asked of the student’s design. “I don’t love it,” Knight said, “but we’re out of time. It’ll have to do.” Takeaway 1: It's said that if not for constraints and deadlines, nothing would get made. George Lucas, for instance, worked on drafts of the first Star Wars for years. "I never arrived at a degree of satisfaction where I thought the screenplay was perfect," he said. But then he struck a deal with a movie executive from United Artists—"At that point, it became an obligation," Lucas said. "If I hadn't been forced to shoot the film, I would doubtless still be rewriting it now." Takeaway 2: At Nike's IPO in 1980, Phil Knight gave the student who designed the Swoosh 500 shares. She never sold. Since the IPO, there have been 7 stock splits. So those 500 shares have become 64,000 shares. At the time of this writing, Nike is at $110/share. $110/share x 64,000 shares = $7,040,000. It makes me think of something Robert Greene once told me: “Above all else, focus on acquiring knowledge and skills. Knowledge and skills are like gold—a currency you will transform into something more valuable than you can imagine." Follow @bpoppenheimer for more content like this!

@fesshole Grow up.

I love my children, but what with the impending collapse of civilisation as we know it, I feel like a total twat for having them. I hope they forgive me for bringing them into the ordeal they'll have to suffer through as adults.

My foster dog had never been indoors before. This is her first nap, on a bed, in a home. ♥️

@AsimC86 Chill out, its’not Blue Peter. It’s just a bit of French Onion.

French Onion soup from Cote is more moreish than crack.

The way this snail bridges the gap 📹@pTeLaNOGHRtRPQ6

@TheBlueDodger I actually loath the name of this account.

@VancityReynolds @stokcoldbrew @Wrexham_AFC It’s worked because I will buy this product the SECOND I see it. I do this because I like both of these people. It works.

Brand new sponsor, same team culture. Welcome @Stokcoldbrew, @Wrexham_AFC’s newest sponsor of the world’s oldest international football stadium.

Yixing clay teapots are made from Yixing clay. This traditional style originated in China, dating back to the 15th century, and are made from clay produced near Yixing in the eastern Chinese province of Jiangsu [read more: buff.ly/3MtWjA2] twitter.com/artfanszone/st…

ROYAL BOMBSHELL!

Imagine being Charles now. Last 24 hours of being a normal guy.