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@Hermesparcels I need to speak to a human about a delivery - your auto webchat doesn't allow this and your 'dedicated phone line' is also an 'auto assistant' with the same limitations and won't allow me to resolve the issue. What should I do?

Can we afford Mbappe now? #liverpool #lfc #EURO2020 #FRASUI #football #Mbappe

@LFC Well done to @Arsenal. There's a club that respects its fans enough to apologise. #FSGOut

Liverpool Football Club can confirm that our involvement in proposed plans to form a European Super League has been discontinued.

@LFC This is not the Liverpool football club I've cheered on, cried over, sung about and followed religiously. It seems we WILL walk alone. #europeansuperleague

Leading European football clubs announce new Super League competition.

Dear @btsport Please can we have artificial crowd noise that doesn't sound like a primary school at lunchtime? Thanks. Liverpool Vs Midtjylland. #ChampionsLeague #LIVFCM #btsport

The @JustGiving page for #CaptainTomMoore clearly can't cope with the amount of people wanting to donate (including me!) CONGRATULATIONS CAPTAIN TOM!! #tomwalksforthenhs @maytrixgroup

Why can a leader not remain neutral on a certain matter and leave the decision up to the British people? Why are people insisting Corbyn takes one side or another? #BorisJohnson #JeremyCorbyn #ITVDebate

I assume the new #brexitparty MEPs will be handing their new £90,000 a year salaries over to the country they love so much as they don’t agree with it. #brexit #EUElectionResults #europeanelections19 #Electionseuropeenne2019 @BBCNews #EUelections2019

Got my Man Utd kit ready for tonight’s big match! #ManchesterDerby #ManUtd #ManCity #bbcfootball @BBCSport #YNWA @LFC

@fsb_policy I have a small business which is currently under the VAT threshold. I've heard that come 29th March, we will have to pay VAT no matter what our turnover. Is this true? Thank you.

@wmarybeard is by far the most interesting and watchable person on TV. She is authoritative but engaging & believable. Thank you, Mary!

@DrMichaelMosley Hi Michael, Please could you tell me what clinic you went to for your sleep documentary? Many thanks.

Just finished a great day's filming with these guys! Great fun. Learnt a lot. Thanks fellas! #SalvageHunters @DrewPritchard @Teeinavan

Butcher: I bet you love the sausage May: hahaha, that's the best joke I've heard since a Tory-DUP coalition Gove: She does love the sausage

Is the guy behind the guy talking REALLY enjoying Question Time?? #bbcqt #bbcquestiontime

@SkyUK Now got this...

@SkyUK ...completely unwatchable.

@SkyUK ...paid £20 for #skyboxoffice to watch #JoshuaKlitchsko and it keeps freezing. Internet fine. Please advise how I get a refund. Ty.

You would've thought they'd've learnt the first time! #facepalm #Titanic #dontdoit #joke #Plymouth #saturdaymorning