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@piersmorgan Beep Beep!

@bobcainffc1971 @WhiteNoise1879 Did Mellor save a Ted McDougall penalty?

#OnThisDay- 1975 - My first trip to Carrow Road saw a 2-1 victory for Fulham with a John Mitchell double thus completing a three wins from three games Easter ahead of our FA Cup Semi Final the following weekend. Gate was 29,909. Norwich would go up that season. #FFC maximum

@MenInBlazers @WhiteNoise1879 Piss poor defending by the 15 not getting tight!

It's 16 years since Clint Dempsey hit this delicious chip, sealing Fulham's greatest-ever win and knocking Juventus out of the Europa League 🇺🇸 Fulham came from three goals down to win 5-4 on aggregate 🤯

@Preach090777 @WhiteNoise1879 If only he could have got a corner past the first defender

Unpopular opinion but Fulham haven’t replaced Andreas Pereira yet. King ESR Bobb no were near his standard. Goals assists work rate of the ball is something we have missed this season. Always made the scapegoat as well. #ffc

@FulhamFCWomen Prediction spot on!

@FulhamFCWomen I would have thought you'd have half a dozen goals in mind

A big weekend in the title race as we head to Chesham with only one goal in mind. Tomorrow's #FFCW match preview: ⤵️

Give this jigsaw back to the 5 year old and tell him to try again

@Vegffc @WhiteNoise1879 No words - but you still managed to find another 20!😂

No words. We were absolutely shocking.. The worst I have seen from us all season (together with Everton away). We deserved nothing from this

@CottagerNews Yes - a level downwards

HT: Can tell Fulham made changes, taken a while to get going. West Ham have had a few chances but King had the best at the end of the half. Feel there's another level to go to in the 2nd half. ⚫⚪#FFC #PremierLeague

@jonharland_ @WhiteNoise1879 Don't Arsenal only play at the Cottage once a year?

Unbeaten Fulham Women finally breached QPR Women's stubborn defence in a 1-0 win at Craven Cottage last night. #FFC go 4pts clear at the top; #QPR stay 5th. They hope to 'follow in the footsteps of Arsenal' by playing more at the Cottage. Story: hounslowherald.com/unbeaten-fulha…

@BermudaBat Found one

@FulhamTransfer Tony Khan could have wrapped up the signing they were persuing in January earlier, but the Director of Spandex, failed.. We needed a consistent striker.. @FulhamFC #ffc

Everyone has gone home at MP. This will be a very odd end to what was a promising window. I see two ways 👇 1: extremely frustrating and disappointed that we didn't get the targets we wanted over the line. 2: The club has changed its strategy from the days of last minute exciting but albeit useless signings of the likes of Nordveit & Markovic to a clearer focus on certain targets that Marco & the club agree on together. If they aren't available then we wait till they are or try for other targets. ⚫⚪#FFC

@NUFCcook @MichelleDewbs Found one

@MichelleDewbs Michelle, have you ever considered not being an attention seeking loser that attempts to weaponise anything that lands in front of them?

Hello, I think what you mean is: “We are truly sorry about the disgraceful way we treated a little girl on the pitch and we intend to make it right..”. I saw the footage & my heart broke for that little girl💔 That moment would have been immense for her, it would have meant everything. You couldn’t even be bothered to show her the most basic care. I imagine what should have been a moment never to forget, became a moment she was desperate to escape😔 You should be utterly ashamed of yourselves…

@TudorPacket @MichelleDewbs Facts are pretty plain to see

@MichelleDewbs And you are aware of all the facts and what has been said / done since before you went wading in?

@jamesopare87 @MichelleDewbs Something serious did happen

@MichelleDewbs Y'all acting like something seriously bad happened. I'm sure she still had a day to remember forever. You guys are taking that away from her the way y'all going on. It's not like she was left on the streets by herself. I'm sure a parent/guardian was in the stadium.

@SRobboJr @MichelleDewbs So cos you don’t charge you can treat her like that?

@MichelleDewbs I’m sure I’ve seen a statement that the club are looking into this. And no doubt rectify this by inviting her back as a mascot at a home game. For reference Newcastle are one of the only teams in the league that actually don’t charge for been a club mascot.

@ormy27 @MichelleDewbs Certainly looks like it

@jramage84 @MichelleDewbs Found one

@MichelleDewbs You've no idea around the circumstances, quick to blame the players without wondering what the little girl had done?

@neilmurrayBCE @MichelleDewbs Found one

@MichelleDewbs I was expecting something awful, instead there's a little girl wandering around on some grass. I didn't think "you'll never walk alone" was meant literally. For all we know this is what she wanted.

@adamborg93 Found one!

For me yesterday showed exactly why Silva likes to go to a back 5 when Tete is injured…. Castagne literally not capable of being in a back four. Got completely ripped to shreds yesterday. Very ugly showing! #FFC

@NoContextBrits Knife and fork

What are you adding to this?

@up_learn Can you decline the verb "to timetable" please

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