alex 🇺🇸🌵

you know what…fuck it, miracle on grass time

The AP is practically in tears over a terror regime losing a soccer tournament. You don’t hate the press enough.

haters: bosnia is going to beat usa they are so much better *usa beats bosnia* haters: its just bosnia

Are Australian soccer fans all turbo libtards? They have this extremely gay and one-sided beef with us.

@BRFCJohn We hate it too. Especially on the west coast.. parking lots, elevators… like bruh.. so annoying

America, hear me out… I love it here, and never thought I would… but I do… But seriously, it stinks of weed, every place I’ve visited. Don’t get me wrong, Boston stinks of piss and weed, and they seem more than ok with that. But everywhere else? What’s with that? Ps I Still love my time here, before you all come at me with your red coat yellow teeth crap as usual.

this whole “no AC” thing is really paying off! Thank you Europe !

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 for heroically sacrificing your economy to save the planet 💪 _

dude, ngl.. respect to Iran’s team. very talented and they play hard.

@ReynardRoux exactly what little brother says after he gets upset 😢

@MustBeAlexC Americans have no banter. Aussies can give as good as they take.

My biggest takeaway from this World Cup: Fuck Australia on everything. Full stop.

@mike1754041 Aussies talking about defending bases is crazzzy since we defend your bases too. But daddy will protect you 😘

@MustBeAlexC You can't even defend your own bases in the ME

@mike1754041 Australia jokes about America’s wars from the comfort of America’s security umbrella. That’s adorable.

@MustBeAlexC At least they didn't lose a war to Iran

@LaborOwnsRWNJs @davrosz Okay. Start by deleting ur X account then, silly goose

@MustBeAlexC @davrosz No more troops for y’all. Keep ur submarines. Give us back our 100s of billions. Take ur Marine training bases off our island. No more help on ‘Moon landings’ from our satellites. Give us our actors back too. Russell Crowe included. And Bluey.Imagine the Dark Knight with no Joker

@ReynardRoux I love seeing our little brothers getting along 🫶🏻

@MustBeAlexC That's how we know Australia are our brothers forever. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺

@FanParanoid @mike1754041 I’ll take Vietnam jokes from Australia when the emus issue a formal surrender.

@mike1754041 @MustBeAlexC Or Vietnamese rice farmers

@AustonStachews Sorry big dawg, played England in the WC and haven’t lost to them yet.

England would wipe the floor with you idiots. Be for real.

@DaytonaSportsLG Cringe that you rep Mexico but claim NYC.

USA is the only country that their fans when they lose say you beat out B squad, or D squad or F squad or Z squad. Even when the A squad loses, they'll say nah, that was the B squad lmao.

@Nickolasharvey9 @Alyssa8i “Aur Naur”

@MustBeAlexC @Alyssa8i Thank fuck for that

@Nickolasharvey9 @Alyssa8i You’re literally Australian 😂😩

@Alyssa8i @MustBeAlexC You lost to Iran 😭

On Pochettino’s contract extension, I believe we should offer the following: 🔹Free Chick-fil-A for life 🔹Idaho. It’s yours, enjoy 🔹Money, obviously 🔹Backstage tickets to all country music concerts

@ScouTurk Didn’t know Turks had internet 😂 Happy for you all! Lmao

Before Americans talk too loud: the US has not reached a World Cup semifinal since 1930. Their “golden” modern run was 2002, where they made the quarterfinals, lost to Germany, and finished around 8th. Meanwhile Türkiye finished 3rd at that same World Cup. Also, last time the World Cup was hosted in the United States, in 1994, the US didn’t even reach the quarterfinals. They went out in the round of 16. So congrats to them for talking like giants while their biggest modern World Cup flex is a quarterfinal from 2002. 😂