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@MissLingard14 My cousin is basically your dream candidate 😌 ✔ Dark & masculine ✔ Degree holder (he suffered for it 😂) ✔ Urban accent fully installed ✔ Funny enough to keep the whole house entertained He’s already asking about the WiFi and that velvet duvet… should I send him over?

I am urgently looking for a new houseboy. Preferably dark and masculine. He should have an urban accent.Most importantly He MUST have a Degree. I need someone who is Funny. Kindly send me a DM if you qualify. Starting salary is $34. Benefits include food,Place to sleep,Warm velvet duvets, free kisess and free WiFI.

@ClintonObonyo Pole sana All shall be well

@Kyle_kababa @chapatimistress Hii ni kanairo

@MutisyaBenjamin @chapatimistress ebu angalia thickness mzee uone

Masaa ni ya ku promote our ever hard working juakali men, for such pans please call Mr. Ochol 0728094465, atakuuzia bei poa 1500, for an evenly thick, for even heat distribution, durable, pan. Thank me later ☺️

@CopShakurkihara @eddiebutita Did they pay on cash?

Ruto fired me, but who is Mark Zuckerberg? I’ve received my second payment,after Monitizing my Facebook,six figures. Hii ni salary ya OCS ya two months. Lakini bado Ruto amechukua 5%, Trump takes 2.5%.Ruto ni mlafi. Thanks, @eddiebutita for pushing Zakayo to monetize Facebook. Facebook and Twitter pay, you just have to study Algorithm,I tell stories on Facebook.

@RobinObeto @BrianMPeter You don't begin with many. You increase as the business picks

@MutisyaBenjamin @BrianMPeter 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did you calculate risk?

“Vipi Bro. Biashara gani naweza anz na 50k ikuwe inanipea 300 bob daily” Tusaidie Laban hapa

@Theoladeledada Lord,Give me one million shillings I fix something here

Anything you ask God for under this tweet, he will do it for you

@KoinangeJeff @citizentvkenya @HonMoses_Kuria Moses Kiria talks lots of nonsense. Not worthy my time I shall be on Akili Kids

If it's Wednesday you know it's #JKLIVE @citizentvkenya from 9pm TAAAAANITE! Former Cabinet Secretary and State House senior advisor @HonMoses_Kuria and his take on the State Of The Nation. Join the conversation and Spread THE WORD!

@futurizando I will be here on Friday with the news

Tira print dessa previsão: até sexta-feira, você recebe uma notícia que vai te fazer chorar de alegria no meio da rua. Amém?

@PathOfMen_ Dear universe,give me 1 Million shillings before this week ends

Major cheat code in life: ask for big unreasonable things. The universe will meet you at the level of your audacity

@Weeleey6 Hii si ni bangi

Ukiwa in marriage sometimes unafaa Unaingia kwa nyumba saa tano usiku ,na unaingia ka umepita na mango unakaa 30 minutes unarukia kwa dirisha unapotea for 2 months . Just to make a statement that you are the man in that house!

@Kenyans Kplc boss must step down 😂😂😂😂

Blackout interrupts Ruto’s speech at Luiss University in Rome

@renamitchy @MutisyaBenjamin I follow back ASAP

Siri ni numbers, leteni handles tufuatane

I'm watching my country hurt. Businesses dying. Children going hungry. Parents losing sleep over unpaid bills. Where is the compassion? A leader's true measure isn't in speeches—it's in how they protect their most vulnerable citizens. We deserve better. #KenyaDeservesBetter

@StayWithGod111 Amen

@YoSoyNeville Everything flows

Algo que antes parecía bloqueado… hoy comienza a abrirse con facilidad. Porque tú ya no eres el mismo. Escribe “todo fluye”.

@citizentvkenya We shall all converge at Harambee Avenue as we start the procession.

Tuesday! Kenyans go back to the streets over high fuel prices citizen.digital/article/kenyan…

No one in this world can take what's meant for you. God's timing is always right.

As you step into this new week, may the hand of God go before you and make every crooked path straight. This week, doors that have resisted you before will open without struggle. Opportunities you did not qualify for will locate you by mercy. May favor speak for you in places where your name has never been mentioned. Men will go out of their way to bless you, help you, and remember you. Every delay you have experienced is turning into speed. What took others months will happen for you in days. This week, you will not labor in vain. Your efforts will produce visible results. You will see the fruit of your prayers. Every hidden battle working against your progress is silenced now. The Lord fights for you, and you will hold your peace. You will not receive bad news. No evil will come near your dwelling. You and your loved ones are preserved by the power of God. This week, clarity replaces confusion. Direction replaces stagnation. Strength replaces weakness. May divine ideas drop into your spirit—ideas that will change your level and distinguish you among men. You are stepping into a week of alignment. Everything that belongs to you will find you. Grace will speak louder than your limitations. Before this week ends, you will have a testimony that cannot be hidden. In Jesus’ name, Amen.