John Mwangi
414 posts
@RealNate08 Kama huguzi corner any ukiwa nditni hiyo ata punda haiwezani, she's beyond repair
Indonesia
@_Nyamburaaaaaa Unataka yule wa kurusha madems 10th floor kilimani?
हिन्दी
Huyu na yeye ataniua na how was your day zake za matakataka😭
Filipino
@Honeyfarsafi Hanifa nadai surgery ya mapua,alafu tonsils.. tafadhali dm huyo daktari mwenye alikusaidia.
Indonesia
Skuzi mimi si binti kiziwi buana Asante 🤣🤣
Him Jong Uno🇰🇷@benji_wambura
Looking amazing Binti Kiziwi 🥹
Indonesia
@Fernanchh Maisha yako itabadilika? Utakuwa 6'4 inches? Tosheka na mimi,chandawahangla.....!!!
Filipino
Wehhh I would be very happy if I ever met Ronaldo or Bruno but ati niinamishe matako to kiss their boots? AM I STUPID????????
What an embarrassment he is.
English
Gabdhahaan nahorcararaayo ya kaga sheganaa
Boniface@kilundeezy
Naisha juu najua hao waria hawawes kubali walahi 😂😂😂
हिन्दी
Hapa zinafaa kushuka at 11 exactly ju niko meeting ingine nikichelewa kesho mdosi atanipiga Termination letter gadamn
Filipino
What is your name again?
Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu@KelvinuhK
African Champion🤴 It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇
English
@Fernanchh Fungua hoteli ama utuache na hizi vitu zako zenye hatuezi kula.
Čeština
Done. My best work yet. I know I say this all the time but I mean it this time😭😭.
This was freaking AMAZINGGGG. Inside the boil is: lobster, crab, shrimp, mussels, potatoes, boiled eggs, sausages and corn served with yellow rice. Mkitaka recipe msemeeee😛.
#mpishiapewemavitu.
Miss Chanandler Bong #7 #8 🍉 :)@Fernanchh
I’ve now bought everything needed to make homemade seafood boil. So excited bro🤣🤣🤣. Don’t like the smell of raw shrimps tho🤢.
English
@MihrThakar Ulijuaje Baniani? Kwani ulidinya yule maasai wa kuendesha taxi?
Indonesia
This is someone I’ve given household items to,clothes,money,WIGS (if you know me,you know how I love my hairs)shoes.. alooottt.. I loved and treated her like family.. this is unbelievable.
English
@s1ah_wanja Haya,mnadhani ni ukweli.. mbwa nyinyi mtakuja ku text huyo madam alafu number zenu NIS wapate. Huyu SIAH pia huuzia kuma NIS agents. Chungeni wadau.
Indonesia
@_fels1 Walinyonyeshwa miaka ngapi? Bwahahahaha.. Bwana mbona mnasema Gog and magog hawako?
Filipino
Migori goons are no joke. Huko unapata men who are illiterate and were breastfed for 5 years after birth: very huge. Kiswahili pia hawajui....unaskia tu "omera nitapada wewe". On this fateful day, Nyong'o saw what the donkey saw in the hole of bicarbonate. Chesa!
Lincoln.@linc_ke3
Obado alikuwa anatumia hawa sugar cane harvesters wanaitwa "obanda" as goons, those bois were/are lethal. There was a time ODM walienda uko to campaign against him, akina joho walikuwa wanaokotwa tu chini ya viti💀
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@jumaf3 Mimi sasa nikienda wilaya kama NIS naeza uza KDF in London?
Indonesia
The goal here is to doping off athletes. Soon, one famous athlete will take that tea for "fun" and "photo ops", and boom, disqualified for doping.
Tilingi 🐘@ArapTilingi
Who is this mzungu guy selling tea and Mandazi around Iten town? I hope he has a work permit to do this.
English
@arawelo_chaos Asalamu oleykum bahali yake..mimi haba Mwangi Muizlamu tena MuZomali.
Indonesia
Do you want me to insult or constantly put down Somali men. I’m sorry I don’t suffer from low self esteem & neither do I hate my Somali identity. Also nothing in that tweet was about Somali men everything was literally about marriage, me and my family dynamic. Self hating weirdo
💐@77luvrr
@arawelo_chaos when are you going to stop glazing somali men it’s actually disgusting
English
@kerubo_hillary Ndiyo maana wakisii wakibaki hii dunia mimi nitajiua. Siwezi ishi na wao.
Indonesia
Hizo conflict za watu kupigania place ya kupitia Kisii have been there since way back
Sijui why my people find it hard to just have a portion of their land spared to create way for people to pass
Mnapita mahali watu wawili wakikosana mnaamka mnapata kumelimwa hakuna njia
English
@sumeiya_omar Ulisema men and women are not equal,alafu ukageuka the other side bdala usaidie mwanamke mwenzako. Lol!
HT
Nimeamshwa na kelele ya mwizi like 20 minutes ago... 🥺🥺It was a woman... I hope people went out to help her....
English