Pehs

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Pehs

@NeverNotNick

I’m blessed like sneezes.

Indianapolis, IN Entrou em Şubat 2012

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·21h

@DanteTheDon @BarstoolBigCat @reedt4723 @barstoolspringb Would love the barstool etiquette class. A ton of stoolies are now in their 30’s and 40’s and I believe it would be a huge hit. You crushed it this week. @stoolpresidente bring back brick watch to sponsor etiquette class. No mintzy please

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Dante@DanteTheDon·23h

Look how fuckin good this guy cleans up @reedt4723 @barstoolspringb

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·2d

@stoolpresidente @FanDuel lol Dave knowing Will won’t respond because he will be flooded with Oona tweets

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·2d

If you’re betting basketball just a reminder that DraftKings does not charge for early exit insurance. @FanDuel charges customers 3% if you want it. If anybody disputes this speak now or forever hold your peace and we can agree that DK is better.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·2d

@KarolineGosling I’d also like a photo without makeup

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Karoline Gosling@KarolineGosling·3d

If Tinder wants men to verify their height.. Women should have to verify their weight.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·2d

@RealToddR @stoolpresidente It’s because it’s Dave’s favorite employee. Someone he wishes still worked for him

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T@RealToddR·3d

@stoolpresidente Dave - Sir do you care to explain why you outed the married guy was ex barstool? Or care to explain how you had no clue that wasn’t public info yet. You, trying to protect an ex employee, thoroughly fucked whoever it was hahaha

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·3d

Rone - Sir do you care to explain the cheating allegations on past girlfriends that nobody knows about?

Kelly Keegs@kellykeegs

The amount of DMs we are getting about scumbag @Craw1Brady cheating on his girlfriends and being a general piece of shit is hilarious. FLOODED with evidence. Exposed as fuck. Can’t wait to watch him try to explain himself @barstoolspringb

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·3d

@RealSKeshel @LeaderJohnThune doesn’t want to change a thing.

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Seth Keshel@RealSKeshel·3d

Early in-person: 50.8% to 49.2% YES Election Day in-person: 54.5% to 45.5% NO Mail: 72.5% to 27.5% YES Sure thing!

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·4d

@football_1080 @stoolpresidente @stoolsalesguy @rone lol you tagged the guy. It’s Gaz

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1080@football_1080·4d

@stoolpresidente We need to find out what Barstool employee Oona slept with to get her job. It’s only fair. @stoolsalesguy @rone

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·4d

BOSCO!!!! (Just Kidding but I just couldn’t resist the joke. It’s my fatal flaw. The shot was there. I had to take it. I’m gonna grow from this. It’s not only the right thing to do. It’s the Ryder thing to do)

Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb

“That’s probably how you got the job in the 1st place. You told me you were fucking somebody, want me to say it?” Payton and Oona go at it

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·4d

@remarks @HouseGOP and they won’t do a thing. A lot of republicans are going to get primaried. @LeaderJohnThune needs to be the first primaried. Hey @elonmusk if I find a plumber in his district to primary him can we get a donation?

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Remarks@remarks·5d

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 ActBlue employees invoked the Fifth Amendment at least 146 times in depositions tied to a congressional donor fraud investigation.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·5d

@DonnieDoesWorld @stoolpresidente Dave is gonna be so mad when he learns this was an option and no one said anything to him about it

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The Wonton Don@DonnieDoesWorld·5d

@stoolpresidente That being said if you want me to man the livestreaming backpack my wife is cool with it

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·5d

Talk to me like I’m 2 years old and explain this

The Wonton Don@DonnieDoesWorld

Barstool has two livestreaming backpacks. Why aren’t we using those in Vegas and then clipping from that?

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·5d

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb I’m hearing Vegas ran into a Coke shortage not long after he showed up

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·5d

Tommy bringing the heat! @barstoolspringb

Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate

I can confirm that Tommy Smokes is currently dealing with a “severe bloody nose” due to the dry heat. He is also dealing with an upset stomach after driving because he gets car sick. When asked if 911 needed to be called, Tommy responded, “I don’t know, maybe”

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·6d

@AdamKoffler Legit the first house I clicked on

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Adam Koffler@AdamKoffler·6d

Summary: Stop telling people to buy now and worry about the rate later, nobody can afford a house for multiple years at >6% interest with how much homes cost today Nobody can comfortably afford to buy a home at these inflated prices, so stop telling people to do a 15-year loan

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Adam Koffler@AdamKoffler·6d

Here’s Dave Ramsey’s advice on buying a house in the year 2026: - Have 20% for a down payment to avoid private mortgage insurance (PMI) - Do a 15-year fixed rate loan - Make sure your monthly payment isn’t more than 1/4th of your take home pay Let’s put that math to the test 👇🏼

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·6d

@sircalebhammer The sooner you learn you can never appease both the better off you’ll be. But good luck

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Caleb Hammer@sircalebhammer·6d

Alright. I think I found a way to balance acceptive left wing and right wing podcast invites. I’ll go on Asmongold and Destiny as a start. Do we like?

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·6d

@barstoolspringb Major upload issues. Showing her getting ready after showing them in the car leaving already

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Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb·6d

Ella attempting to finish getting ready while everyone waits on her

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·6d

@stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @kingkrabbyp Her and Nicky bring back Jersey shore vibes. I think you’re overreacting here.

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·6d

Breaking: @kingkrabbyp will be coming home tomorrow. Who should replace her?

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·17 Nis

@OhioTate The second embarrassment you deal with has to be crazy

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Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·17 Nis

The manager said he wanted to send our table an appetizer of their chicken wings to try. Mintzy countered with him sending the pork rinds and pimento cheese with pepper jelly.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·15 Nis

@DanteTheDon @kellykeegs I’d say the deaths they aren’t faking. Probably the CIA. But the good boys and girls that go missing most likely a retirement

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Dante@DanteTheDon·14 Nis

@kellykeegs @NeverNotNick And they fake murders/deaths? Are we talking CIA/Mossad sex traffickers or nuclear fusion scholars here?

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Kelly Keegs@kellykeegs·14 Nis

Ten is so many

Leading Report@LeadingReport

Tenth person linked to top-secret U.S. nuclear research has disappeared without a trace, per Daily Mail.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·14 Nis

@JacksonDoud Either he goes back until they know or he never goes back. Today the new girl tried to hand me a menu. Had to let her know I’ve been here longer than she has and I’ll be here long after she leaves. She better get in line and go ask one of the lifers.

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Jackson Doud@JacksonDoud·13 Nis

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·14 Nis

@y2kfailure @0hour1 I assume he is saying the US breaks off from the global market oil prices. But then everyone would trade oil in something then the US dollar. In order for us to do that clarity act would have to pass. It’s a long shot but would be a major transfer of wealth

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Do the do@y2kfailure·14 Nis

@0hour1 🤔 hadn’t Trump already said we were? Good grief

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0HOUR1@0hour1·14 Nis

The United States will become oil independent in the next 72 hours.

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Pehs@NeverNotNick·14 Nis

@0hour1 Only if we pass the clarity act. If not the United States can’t. I mean I guess we could go back to the gold standard but gold would have to be revalued at 100k an ounce…. You can see the issue there. And it’s an outdated payment form.

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