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@iamyesyouareno Jokes on yall I can’t afford a lawn

These are literally the most basic tasks there are.

@Coolavocado93 @Sargon_of_Akkad Good bait prolly just mad cause you get fucked and ghosted that’s why you got a cat

@RichardTheLegit @Sargon_of_Akkad Don't test me. I've made a few cry. Online and Offline. I know how to put people in their place.

I bet it made his day.

@Alpenostrand @Sargon_of_Akkad A compliments a compliment no matter who it comes from

@PHaderach @SorryToOffend87 @GreenTextRepost Man he likely already is in some way otherwise he wouldn’t be on twitter talkin shit

@SorryToOffend87 @GreenTextRepost You are part of what is wrong with this world. Enjoy hell, bud 👍

@MemesThatsIt @CielAllaire @GreenTextRepost I’ve tried both and both failed I’ve come to the conclusion that all the chicks worth having are taken already

@CielAllaire @GreenTextRepost Haha fr

@woofknight Excuse is a word people use when they dislike the reasons you’ve given them it’s an overly abused word

@eyelidcloser @mauzki2000 @RonesRexouium @DelusionPosting Bro that was really uncool I didn’t need to see that

@mauzki2000 @RonesRexouium @DelusionPosting Just like these dudes x.com/hall_O_memes/s…

Probably the worse thing ever posted on this app

@OriAndTheGhost @ReignOfPride @elonmusk Do it for the vine

@OriAndTheGhost @ReignOfPride @elonmusk plz big daddy musk do it for the memes

@smokeghost420 Bro honestly that’s next level af

@NumberBackup I am scared shitless bro

PSA! Don’t fart in dry fit undies it’ll make you think you’ve shat yourself

@JustsomeStump1 @OBledsoe75038 @brainyman2099 @DelusionPosting True true I can see that now from they’re responses

@NumberBackup @OBledsoe75038 @brainyman2099 @DelusionPosting But to learn they have to accept they were wrong and were corrected. Brainlet rejects any ownership of being wrong, therefore they have not learned.

@brainyman2099 @OBledsoe75038 @DelusionPosting Not you bro damn I was trying to defend you now I regret saying anything

@NumberBackup @OBledsoe75038 @DelusionPosting At what point was I angry

@OBledsoe75038 @brainyman2099 @DelusionPosting Hey now don’t shame them for ignorance be happy that they’ve learned anger solves nothing

@brainyman2099 @NumberBackup @DelusionPosting How did you not know that? How did you not know hormones don't change DNA? How did you not know that hormones don't change bones? You knew that. You're just here to dehumanize women.

@brainyman2099 @DelusionPosting Kinda as far as I’m aware it doesn’t completely change bone density and it definitely doesn’t change dna

@DelusionPosting But like, doesn’t surgery and estrogen change your build

@Art0fThinking Don’t worry bro you’re gonna do some stupid shit but that’s ok cause you’re going to find a circle of friends that will provide you the wisdom you need and you’ll need some stories to tell

@HumansNoContext Wanted dead or alive by bonjovi for sure

@Matt_Pinner I’m just nitpicking but I’d say it could be slightly pinker

Please Be honest Overcooked or undercooked? 🥩

@dormant000 @TheEbonyMaw Fuckin fr dude at least let us die in a grand battle

@TheEbonyMaw Why am I stuck here. Denied my wish of this, or dying gloriously in battle clutching a great sword.

Good morning.

@guideforlovers Lmao yeah I’m horribly terrified I think I’ll retreat to my safe space now

You’re on a date with a cute girl. She offers to pay for it but you decline. She says: “You’re one of those guys who fear of independent women, aren’t you?” What do you say?