Onbizzle

Read the rules if you wanna talk to me

There's a new trend by gen Z where they keep running through Phil Burnell's house to see how far they can get.

@BaddieStreams @SeraphicLaw86 Just play this card and get to the third lore counter :)

@SeraphicLaw86 Killed by a bolt in the books 🤷‍♂️ I enjoy it. Would I like a 2nd version maybe, bigger meaner maybe a 7 drop? Yaaaa, but I like a big flavor win too

I’m not sure if this is intentional on Wizards part, but Smaug dying to lightning bolt is so perfect. “But baddie why does the GREAT SMAUG die to a cheap bolt?!?” What kills Smaug in the Books? A Black arrow fired from a ballista…otherwise called a bolt.

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Corndog of Existential Crisis and Despair

@TheFaithAut @TheFaithSheriff I post this in the Sheriff's replies sometimes, but I need you to know it ain't about you, big dawg

I don’t even know how to put this into words right now. I’m really hurt. Growing up with @TheFaithSheriff was amazing, until it wasn’t. The moment he got a taste of attention and success, everything changed. He started treating me differently… bullying me, spitting on me, calling me names and slurs. And now today, he’s blocked me. I just don’t understand how someone who meant so much to me could switch up like that. First racist, then homophobic, now ableist.. #UnblockFaithfulAut

POV: You're about to get killed by Freddy Fastcar

@monokichangf @realJaredGilman Why is Jesus hanging around Hyrule Field

@realJaredGilman The note was locked up longer than him

holy shit

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

@femboyfirearms I would understand if it was specifically people who think having soup by itself is a meal

What kind of person chooses to pick a fight with the very concept of enjoying soup

@DanHarmone Maybe I gotta rewatch the entire series because Aang has to master the elements and stop the Fire Lord Korra has to master the elements and deal with a once-in-a-10,000 year cataclysmic event to stop Spirit Hitler, which only guy had done before, so she has to wing it completely

Actual hot take here. Korra is actually more thematically consistent as an Avatar than Aang. Aang spends most of his story trying to avoid being the Avatar and finds a way to win without fully embracing its harsher responsibilities. Korra does the opposite, she takes the role head-on, makes messy decisions, faces the consequences, and still keeps choosing to be the Avatar. That’s closer to what the role actually demands.

@ZfertDev @BestPukei @ACRIDDOGGO Sounds like it could be fun. I like gambling

@Onbizzle @BestPukei @ACRIDDOGGO In simple terms without explaining unfinitys mechanics: You pay mana to attach instants and sorceries to attraction artifacts, then on each of your first main phases you roll a dice for a chance to cast them for free

pov your deck isn't combat focused midrange slop

@MrFish882 @ACRIDDOGGO I use Zevlor for my mill deck. He makes it so much fun, and then you top it off with a lil Consuming Abberation? I had my C.A. out, he was a 58/58. My friend took control of him, he became a 26/26. My other friend made all of his permanents into copies, he had six 31/31s

@ACRIDDOGGO real as fuck, i want to build a mill deck but almost all the mill commanders are just combat damage or p/t matters anyway so like whats the point 😭

@ACRIDDOGGO My friend hates when I play my Gonti deck. I call it my Cuck Deck because I just like to watch I convince everyone else to hit each other to take each others' cards, while I build my cuck empire in the background complete with all the chair artifacts, and it works every time

@BestPukei @ACRIDDOGGO Bro, you could lie to me about what that card does and I'd just have to look at you like this. What the fuck does that text even mean

@ACRIDDOGGO People hate my joy and whimsy

@JAPversus I didn't at my last job unless there was an assistant manager working to cover the counter. Otherwise, if I just decided to not answer the phones or invoice customers for half a hour, I'd be fired lmao

I can't leave my desk, and most days I just starve till 4pm

Y'all get breaks?

@nowherelad1 I just miss them so much...

today on top gear

@femboyfirearms Wish I could get my hands on a QSZ-92. It's my favorite handgun from BF4, I just wanna own one

Ok, this is cool and all, but how do I get one?