OneToothTe𝕏an

Welcome to 𝕏, a large account will be by shortly to steal your content.

LOOK AT HOW MANY FRIENDS I HAVE!

Some people just hate for absolutely no reason.

@JoeFucknFriday 🤣🤣🤣

@OneToothTeXan I'm kind of retarded, does that work?

I need funny folks to follow.

@Stapled_Lips True and never tried the 2nd one! ✌️😲👍

@OneToothTeXan Neither does AK-47 or Alaskan Thunderfuck!

Maui Wowie never disappoints.

Zero likes is not gonna stop me… I talk to myself in real life too

i feel sorry for everyone buying into propaganda, they got really good at dispersing it in our age

Allow men to be silly again

@NikkiRoxx141265 Yay, congrats!!! 🫶

I guess I reached a thousand. Thanks Twitter fam. I cant put that on my resume but I do appreciate you all

You can’t judge me by my Tweets, this isn’t even my real handwriting.

@HMMCoach Hahaha! Doesn't take much. I'm dumb.

Anybody up for the challenge?

@Freedomflye @reemareeo Already mutuals! Thanks, friend!

I suggest following @reemareeo she's my X mom and she's a stand up comedian and she's really funny.

@OneToothTeXan I'll take that Blah. And, raise you two more Blahs

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was getting you to draw those eyebrows.

@WE6291 Congrats!!!

I did it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

It’s all fun and games until consequences come a-knockin’.

I've been hitting the meh button subconsciously for years.

@V4Vendetta1111 😂 ouch! I wouldn't want the Temu monkey on my back.

@OneToothTeXan Same issue here with Temu…made the mistake of buying ONE thing from them months ago, they text me several times a day…more than anyone! Lmao

Relationship status: I receive more texts from my pharmacy, than anyone else.