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Missouri, USA Entrou em Aralık 2023
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It’s about to become a felony in Idaho for a trans person to use the restroom.
State prison for using the restroom. Let that sink in. These people have no limits.
The New York Times@nytimes
Breaking News: Idaho criminalized using bathrooms, locker rooms or changing rooms, that do not correspond to a person’s sex at birth, including at private businesses. nyti.ms/4t7Nijz
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@officer_Lew Avoiding black pilots.
Now avoiding black surgeons.
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WOW🚨: A surgeon’s career is over after her patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage during an operation.
The doctors were caught twirling while the patient was under…smh, I’m running out of words 🤦🏿♂️
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BREAKING: Mass deportations are expected to ramp up in 2026, says VP Vance.
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@chrisbrunet So they buy him a show, but don't pay the extra for actually getting some views?
Rough..
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i checked Josh Hammer's YouTube channel to verify this wasn't an outlier, here are the views on his past several episodes (each episode is 42 minutes long):
488, 692, 626, 403, 392, 673, 456, 749
Cassandra MacDonald@CassandraRules
@alexbruesewitz Newsweek ḥas over 700,000 subscribers and his show always gets just a few hundred views. Why is he even speaking anywhere? He's wildly irrelevant.
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Who else should have it but her, moron?
TEMPLER@TEMPLERTV
When you realize that Erika Kirk took Charlie Kirk’s Wedding Ring. Absolutely Ruthless!!
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🚨BREAKING: JD VANCE SAYS IRAN WAS ABOUT TO USE NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS IN SUPERMARKETS
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@thepoettrap @CoreyJMahler "humanity" is a filter here too...
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I want to raise the average IQ of humanity to at least 100.
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@CoreyJMahler Raise the minimum to 100.
Give it a generation, then reset the index with the median at 100 again.
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@KingOffX_ It is CLOSER to Islam.
If such a comparison can be tolerated.
Followers of both will end up in hell.
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@hayasaka_aryan They really thought this through.
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The HBO show will show Harry constantly harassing the only Hogwarts teacher that’s black accusing him of stealing stuff, they really didn’t think this through
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@kangminlee It's not JD.
Democrats and Republicans should write in "No President" during the next election.
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Are there any candidates other than JD who would be better for 2028?
Cause if it's Vance, not sure how much we have a chance at winning in 2028 at this rate…
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: JD Vance’s 2028 odds crash to an all-time low of 18%.
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@kirawontmiss Biggest downgrade in downgrade history.
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@smashbaals Wise as serpents, innocent as doves.
I think a prenup is fine, I don't have one.
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Christ doesn’t have a Pre-Nup with his Bride and neither should you
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@ShaykhSulaiman They are our greatest ally trying to spread democracy through the world, right?
Who wants to bet that the US is about to do the same thing??
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JUST IN: NETANYAHU SEEKS TO POSTPONE ELECTIONS IN ISRAEL DUE TO THE IRAN WAR
Source: Reuters
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BREAKING: Turning Point USA is warning Americans against conducting independent investigations into Charlie Kirk’s murder, calling it too dangerous.
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@9mmsmg @BowTiedYukon They should see parents have disagreement and conflict resolution, the disagreements shouldn't be traumatic events anyways.
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@BowTiedYukon I'd go a step further and say they should never see you drink alcohol at all when they're young. That, alongside any bad behavior like arguing or frequently eating like shit. Kids are sponges and their parents are their first role models.
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Your children should never see you drunk
BowTiedCrow@BowTiedCrow
My dad never once had a sip of alcohol around me until I was in my late teens. I’m not sure if he mentally decided to never drink or be drunk around his son, but I truly think that was one of the best gifts he could have given me.
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@EYakoby There is no record that they turned him in.
He hasn't confessed.
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Tyler Robinson’s parents turned him in and have not once even attempted to argue that he is innocent.
On the other hand, podcasters like Candace Owens and now Joe Kent are doing everything they can to let Tyler walk free.
Let that sink in.
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@not_oayo Probably to melt salt.
Then they can boil water with that.
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its to boil water again isnt it
Volcaholic 🌋@volcaholic1
China’s solar power plant in Dunhuang uses around 12,000 mirrors to focus sunlight onto a central tower, heating molten salt to extreme temperatures. That heat is stored and used to generate electricity on demand, including after sunset.
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